FRONT PAGE CONTRIBUTOR
And now, a *special* message for all supporters of Alan Mollohan (D, WV).
Seeing as we have now just learned that the corrupt little suckweasel has been defeated in his primary bid. For all of you fighting for that man’s right to batten off the body politic, I just want to pass this along:
I wanted to kick it all techno, but none of them really sung to me, you know?
PS: David McKinley for Congress. Because if the other guy was a real conservative he wouldn’t have run as a Democrat.
PPS: Enjoy spending money on this race, DCCC!