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Help Locate Wisconsin’s Missing Democrat Lawmakers!
Wisconsin’s Democrat lawmakers fled their state like fugitives last Thursday. Since fleeing, they’ve been living their lives on the lam, have reportedly been seen lurking in parking lots at non-union hotels, and heard to have been ordering room service from their hotel rooms…in Illinois.
Your assistance is being requested in order to help find these fugitives for their lawmaking duties.
With the help of expert artist Toby Dials (who has been working with eyewitnesses), we now have a fairly accurate depiction of the missing Democrats and we are asking for the public’s help in locating these fugitives…
Please help Wisconsin taxpayers find their missing Democrat legislators. If you spot one of the missing asses, you should approach with extreme caution as they are prone to piddling and running blindly away from their constituents. You should not attempt to apprehend them on your own as they are an endangered species and you could be subject to accusations of cruelty to
Therefore, upon confirmation of their identity, you are encouraged to contact:
Wisconsin State Patrol Division Headquarters
Superintendent Stephen Fitzgerald
Colonel Benjamin Mendez
Hill Farms State Transportation Building
4802 Sheboygan Avenue, Room 551
P.O. Box 7912
Madison, WI 53707-7912
Phone: (608) 266-3212
Fax: (608) 267-4495
Much appreciation to Toby Dials for his hard work.
“I bring reason to your ears, and, in language as plain as ABC, hold up truth to your eyes.” Thomas Paine, December 23, 1776