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Birfer = Retard.

No Ted Cruz Is Not A Manchurian (or a Manitoban) Candidate.

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Occasionally the Left is so pathetic in their hypocritical blindness that they simply step into my wheelhouse and all but yell out “Skeet” as they fly down range. I didn’t even have to yell “Haul.” Don’t blink. Otherwise the newest stupid could whack you right between the eyes. According to The Dallas Morning News, Ted Cruz is one of them. Here’s how freakin’ scary it could get.

That means he could assert the right to vote in Canada or even run for Parliament. On a lunch break from the U.S. Senate, he could head to the nearby embassy — the one flying a bright red maple leaf flag — pull out his Calgary, Alberta, birth certificate and obtain a passport.

You see the Cruz was born in Canada to an American Mother and a Canadian Dad. This automatically gives Senator Cruz two legal options for citizenship. He could personally choose to be American or Canadian. And you won’t even need a birth certificate generator to prove it! Actually, Cruz released it.

There are some geniuses that claim this means Ted Cruz is not a natural born American. To prove this in my eyes, they’ll need to demonstrate that Ted Cruz is chemically inorganic or they could produce the highly sought after Canadian Test-tube. This will be brought out to question Cruz’s bonafides. Chris Cilizza is busily pre-dignifying the practice just in case in comes in handy in 2016 or 2020. I can only say it’s a case of payback being an angry female of questionable canine pedigree.

One of the view criticisms of Barack Obama that I’ve consistently argues against Republicans waving in public like a deranged flasher running nude through a municipal stadium. I’ve slagged both Mike Huckabee and Donald Trump for utterly auto-beclowning. As Omar aptly put in Season 1 of The Wire, “Bird Be Trifling.”

So I’ll take a page from Mr. Cilizza’s Yellow Journalism Text and pre-qualify my objections to the Senator Cruz Birferism Retardation Syndrome(BRS) by quoting what I had to say about birfer mongoloids when they were embarrassing my side of the aisle.

A person who actively spreads Birtherism as a serious plank in the 2012 GOP is a racist, an idiot or a dishonest hack. That candidate would be a racist if they believed coming from a Black African heritage (or a White, Southern American heritage) automatically…made someone biologically unfit to serve as POTUS. That candidate would be an idiot if they truly believed that Kenyan Birf Surtifikate™ was out there somewhere, like the truth at the end an X-Files Episode. I think Donald Trump is worse than either a bigot or an ignoramus….there is simply nothing you can do with a person who considers you so utterly worthless that he can lie to your face without the slightest trace of remorse.

I will be cutting birfer mongoloids no additional slack if they are from the Left and slandering Conservatives. Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but sauce for the goose certainly rates as sauce for the gander. Anyone retarded enough to believe birferism adds anything benign or intelligent to our current political debates has been hitting that sauce harder than I would advise them to. You can excuse the mentally deficient to any excuse that you choose when they fear The Manitoban Candidate™. However, birfer still equals retard.

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