FRONT PAGE CONTRIBUTOR
Attorney General Douglas Gansler (D) running for Brovenor* of Maryland.
You know it’s going to be good when an article about a Democratic candidate for governor starts with this paragraph:
Maryland Attorney General Douglas F. Gansler said Thursday that showing up at a “beach week” party of teenagers and not investigating whether there was underage drinking was “a mistake that I made.”
No kidding there, Sparky. Particularly since there’s a picture of him attentively watching a girl twerk – or was it a bump-and-grind? – on some bro wearing what I hope to God are shorts with an American flag pattern**. Wait wait wait… there’s a freaking picture of Attorney General Gansler taking pictures of the Twerker and the Bro.
So, yeah, the Maryland Democratic gubernatorial primary just got either a lot more dull, or a lot less dull, depending on how you look at it.
Via Jake Tapper, a very nice man who deserves to be given pie.
Moe Lane (crosspost)
PS: This is what happens when you let the Democrats run any state for too long: they conclude that laws are things that other people have to follow.
*Yes, I stole that from Jim Acosta of CNN. I stole that WITH PRIDE. Because it was WORTH stealing, and Mr. Acosta is a freaking genius for coming up with that line.
**Because if that kid was wearing an American flag as a kilt then Douglas Gansler should just go home right now. And quit his job as Attorney General for Maryland.