FRONT PAGE CONTRIBUTOR
New York Times: TREMBLE, mortals, at the power of the Koch Artillery War-Zeppelin!
Seriously, that’s the image that the New York Times is going with in their editorial “The Koch Party.” EXPLICITLY.
Only a few weeks into this midterm election year, the right-wing political zeppelin is fully inflated with secret cash and is firing malicious falsehoods at supporters of health care reform.
…honestly? I just stopped reading at that point. Mostly because I got distracted by the possibilities; if the Koch Brothers are handing out War Zeppelins then I want mine to be cyberpunk, with electro-cannons and a steam organ. And maybe ornithopters. Yes, definitely ornithopters: otherwise, there’s no freaking point.
Moe Lane (crosspost)
PS: I am taking this editorial as seriously as it deserves. Look, you throw Artillery War-Zeppelins right over the plate, fat, slow, and happy: I’m going to take a swing at it.