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What La Raza Learned From Vladimir Putin About Barack Obama

The Alinskyite Gets His Community Organized

Putin's Method of Dealing with Obama

Putin’s Method of Dealing with Obama

Last guys don’t finish nice.

-Saul Alinsky

There is a lyric from an old Nine-Inch Nails song titled “Head Like A Hole” that describes how to properly negotiate with Barack Obama if you want him to respect your wishes. He understands power exactly the way Saul Alinsky taught him how to understand power. Here’s how you deal with a man who believes at his core that in life you are either the subject or the photographer at a Robert Mapplethorpe exhibit.

Bow down before the one you serve,
You’re going to get what you deserve.

This is not immediately clear to most Americans. I and most other people, want to believe our President shouldn’t be sharing very much in common with a Nine-Inch Nails song, but Vladimir Putin saw into his soul.* You see Barack Obama is currently jabbering over Russia’s aggressive posture towards the Ukraine. He told Comrade Vladimir the following:

Earlier Thursday, Obama said at the White House,”We are well beyond the days when borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders.” Obama was reacting to a vote in Crimea to join Russia — which is scheduled for a referendum in 10 days. Obama, echoed by the State Department, said this move would “violate the Ukrainian Constitution and violate international law.”

Vladimir laughed. The Politburo laughed. Vladimir and the Politburo laughed. Afterwards, they were bemused that a man with so little to actually say continued to talk. Of course the Russian self-propelled artillery pieces were positioned to where their operators could best observe the Ukrainian referendum. This told the world everything that it needed to know about how to properly work with Barack Obama. The Pentagon, meanwhile studies Vladimir Putin’s body language to determine whether that upraised middle finger they keep seeing really means America is !Number One!

With America’s international credibility fleeing in the same getaway car as the inventor of Bitcoin; the malefactors took notice. La Raza President Janet Murguia immediately decide to community organize Barack Obama into obeying her strident demands. She is preparing to publically condemn Barack Obama as “The Deporter-in-Chief.” She inveighs further below.

“For the president, I think his legacy is at stake here,” Murguía said in an interview in advance of NCLR’s annual Capital Awards dinner, where she will deliver a speech lambasting Obama’s deportation policy. “We consider him the deportation president, or the deporter-in-chief.”

The White House certainly got the point about Barack Obama’s legacy being at stake.** Valarie Jarrett, President Barack Obama’s first-line antibody against the assumption of professional responsibility for much of anything, quickly assumed position in defense of her liege. Her phone calls to Janet Murguia perhaps triggered EMP-like effects in the network that carried them. When Valarie Jarrett is “very disappointed,” considerable throw-weight gets chucked. Consider this response to be far more vigorous than any that either the president or Secretary Kerry would offer to the Cossack Horde preparing to move southwest into the Ukraine.

And this response needs to be considerably vigorous. La Raza disputes the legitimacy of the Obama Presidency at a far more basic and realistic level than anyone waving around internet links to Tom Fife or demanding to see The Kenyan Birth-Certificate.™ Barack Obama can either continue on as a President or become a public utility accessible to the loudest and most obnoxious aggrieved political interest group. If Barack Obama has no desire to play Anastasia Steele to a revolving-door series of well-connected, K-Street Christian Grays, he needs to reestablish his cruelty; if not his dignity and gravitas. It may well be his presidency has melted down into an “Oderint Dum Metuant” stage. It will be a long and painful slog until 2016 as America watches this tragedy play out like a farce.

*-Or perhaps just caught a whiff of the raw sewage.
**-Or perhaps about to be burned at the stake.

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