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Tweet of the Day, You Won’t Believe Where They Found This Stolen Obama Statue! edition.
Let me start by saying something: do not take things that belong to other people. You may think that a life-sized statue of Barack Obama is incredibly tacky; and you may also think that a life-sized statue of Barack Obama sitting down is just begging to be stolen. Nonetheless, that statue does not belong to you: you should not steal it; and the woman who you stole it from had a rotten week because of what you did. And no, she probably didn’t deserve it. Even if she did, who made you Psychological Vigilante Man/Lady?
That being said…
— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) August 22, 2014
Moe Lane (crosspost)