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Hillary’s Secret Diary: Should I or Shouldn’t Run?

re-posted from Pajamas Media

3:00 AM   September 8, 2011

Dear Diary:

Should I or shouldn’t I?

Bill says “go for it” because he is itching to be the first First Dude. And can you believe Dick Cheney is sending me signals to run? He also said on ABC News that I am the most competent person in Obama’s cabinet. Darn right I am!

Thanks for the reality check, Dick.

Cheney said I should have won the nomination in 2008. Hey Dick, not just won the nomination, everyone wishes I were president!  Now I know how Al Gore feels everyday. It never gets any easier; in fact, time just makes it worse.

What really ticks me off is Obama entered the Senate in January 2005 and announced he was running for President in February 2007. This is after I had been working my butt off for 8 years in that mad house of prima donnas.

In the Senate they called me a ‘work horse” while Obama was a “show horse.” But I know show horses win and then burn out fast, while work horses have staying power. That’s me!  Miss Staying Power!

Dear diary, so what do I do now?  Start an “I told you so” campaign? Or have friends send Obama clips of President Lyndon Johnson announcing he would not seek his party’s nomination in1968?  Do you think President Obama would get the hint, or suspect I was the instigator?

This I know, I will not contest him. The only way I will run is if the nomination is handed to me… out of respect. I refuse to go to bars and chug whiskey or cry on cue.  Been there, done that.

I am too old to fight another primary season, but I am the perfect age to be president!

Some nights I dream about the Democratic National Convention as my coronation; the coronation I never had. Boy was I robbed!  Besides, I want to save all the fight left in me for the general election and take on one of those handsome governors. Are those guys hot or what?

Or maybe I’ll resign from State and endorse either Romney or Perry in 2012 just because I can!  Hah!  Wouldn’t that show Obama who’s boss?  After all, I started off as a “Goldwater Girl” in 1964, and maybe it’s time I return to my Republican roots. Damn it, my roots are in the White House!

Once again, it’s back to should I or shouldn’t I?

Note to self:

Call Dick Cheney tomorrow. Maybe he has some ideas about how I can run as a Republican. Strike that. Am I really that desperate to be President?

Yes I am!  But time is running out for this old work horse.

Look, it’s 3:00 AM and I’m going to give Cheney a wake up call right now.

COMMENTS

  • http://www.usdebateboard.com usdebateboard

    They just put new sock puppets on it hope you believe it’s changed.

    LBJ was an old man with a bad heart when he decided to cut and run. Obama has lots more damage to do. Unless he thinks he could wreck the country faster as a lame duck in 2012, he’s not going anywyere.

    • acat

      the model isn’t LBJ. The model is Nixon.

      Mew

  • chbroussard

    First, cut your hair. If you’re going to wear it long, you have to use the hot rollers once in a while. It looks like you just rolled out of bed.

    Second, lose 40 (at a minimum) pounds. You can’t afford to have the cameras on you while walking the opposite direction. Wide load sign required.

    Every time I see Hillary on TV she looks like a tired, frumpy old woman. Reminds me of Al Gore after he lost, minus the beard. If she’s going to run, she’s going to need an overhaul.,,fast.

  • gawken

    and after ALL the primaries…because his poll numbers are terrible..and the convention could nominate her by acclimation…that’s the most likely scenario..

  • 6eorge Jetson

    but then I thought of one question.

    What would have Hillary done differently?

    Would she come out and say the near-unanimous Democratic vote for the Stimulus was a mistake?

    Would she come out and say that the near-unanimous Democratic vote for ObamaCare was a mistake?

    Would she come out and say that the near-unanimous Democratic vote for Dodd-Frank was a mistake?

    Would she come out and say that the hyper usage of regulations by the executive was a mistake?

    No. Maybe she wouldn’t have made some of the amateur-hour PR gaffes of the Obama Administration, but her entry into the race would be a total self-admitting repudiation of the Democratic agenda.

  • acat

    and she’ll immediately get the entire Dem base, even the parts Obama turned stone cold.

    Whether she’ll get enough independents to win depends, largely, on whether we run a waffle iron in an easy-to-fold suit, or an actual cowboy, or the godfather of pizza, or the basket case. Or Bachmann.

    Mew

  • Xasteius

    Hillary is part of Obama’s administration. How will she dig herself out of the fact that she’s responsible for the mess, or are the Democrats so desperate to win that they’ll forgive and forget?

  • acat

    Hillary has been so heads-down focussed on her job, running the State Dept…

    Mew

  • gekster

    She can’t be part of the administration and slam them while being part of, can she?

  • acat

    She said something recently disagreeing about troop count in the sandbox or the rockpile, I forget which.

    Mew

    Which reminds me… anyone know what the slang for Libya is?
    Iraq = sandbox
    Afghanistan = rockpile
    Libya = ???

  • gekster

    I knew I would eventually win this one and look good.

  • aesthete

    is as follows:

    1) She’s in the Obama administration. Whatever else happens, she can’t credibly emerge as a vociferous opponent of an administration that she has worked for without complaint for over 2 years. That gets her nothing in either the primary or the general.

    2) As SoS, Hillary’s main focus has been on foreign policy. While that might have been relevant in ’04, voters today don’t really care about foreign policy. As her husband said in another age, it’s the economy, stupid. Voters are concerned that they, or their friends and family, might not have jobs — not that the Libyan people or whoever might not have enough freedom. That might change; a lot can happen in the year. Nonetheless, as things stand today, voters aren’t going to give a fig about Clinton’s foreign policy bonafides.

    3) If the public suddenly started caring about foreign policy again, they sure as heck wouldn’t agree with Clinton. ’06 (and to a lesser extent ’08) was a rejection of the foreign policy consensus from 2003 onwards. This was a consensus that Hillary Clinton, by and large, supported, and which has seen a good deal of continuity in the Obama administration. The few changes (cosmetic and substantial) that the Obama administration has wrought have generally been seen as failures or unnecessary; Libya was one of the wars least supported by the public in recent memory (even OIF started out at 70-80% approval), and bungles like the “reset” button have reminded the general public how naive and incompetent Democrats can be about this sort of thing. Hillary cannot run against this record: something which hurts her in both the primary and the general.

  • acat

    Her foreign cred was weak. She could – still can – claim everything that happened under Bubba, a period many people recall fondly, as hers… and recycling his *domestic* speeches would be quite germaine… and likely effective.

    Mew

  • aesthete

    Many progressives feel about Clinton the same way that conservatives feel about Bush. Moreover, the handful of progs who actually are anti-war would have a big problem voting for Clinton. I don’t agree that Clinton has a very good shot at all; if there’s a challenge to Obama in the Dem primaries, it will probably come from his left.

  • acat

    the Dems are interested in a primary for the White House?

    If Obama doesn’t run, it won’t happen until the primary can no longer pick the winner. If you want the math, look for a change-up at about the point the number of superdelegates plus delegates from NY, CA, IL, and other reliably Dem States exceed the number of previously allocated delegates.

    Mew

  • aesthete

    The Democrats in ’68 didn’t run McNamara. Likewise, they won’t run a candidate whose claim to fame was 1) an enormously unpopular push to institute single-payer healthcare, and 2) someone who has been hard at work maintaining and expanding the status quo in her capacity as SoS. If Obama stepped aside to make room for another Dem, it would more likely be a governor with few connections to Washington, not the madame with connections to Washington out the wazoo, and connections to Obama’s policies.

  • http://www.usdebateboard.com usdebateboard

    Oh, the irony!

    He’s fit, rested, and ready.

  • aesthete

    Was this meant to be a reply to someone else? Not sure how it relates to what I wrote.

  • http://www.usdebateboard.com usdebateboard

    In other words, anyone who would solve both of those problems would not be a credible Democrat.

    He or she just would not exist.

  • aesthete

    not reality. In the case of Hillary, the time to mold perceptions is long gone: she’s the harpy who pushed for HillaryCare in the 90s, who worked with Obama as SoS, and who voted for the Iraq war and stumped for it in that disingenuous way that only a Clinton could pull off.

    Get a governor/former governor from some state who doesn’t have significant ties to Obama and the Washington of the past couple of years (Bill Richardson, maybe? Mario Cuomo?), and one could still mold perceptions to some extent.

    I expect Obama to make a half-hearted run, but if for whatever reason he yields, I don’t expect Hillary to be coronated in his stead.