Bachmann fails my religious test


I don’t apply a religious test to politicians, as I think folks of any religion can be good and effective leaders. Except, I do watch to see how willing a politician is to defend what should be his or her most sacred principles. If a politician will throw his or her religion to the scrap heap to appeal to voters, that’s how I expect the politician to treat the other principles the politician supposedly espouses.

So, when I heard that Michelle Bachman quit her church because she got flak over a teaching she didn’t understand, I investigated. Apparently, her church holds to the position that the papacy has the marks of the anti-christ. Apparently, Bachman doesn’t want to alienate Catholics, so she quit her church. Upon investigation, the charge is true, sort of, but the explanation for it is wrapped in historical documents and theological distinctions. The claim is about as fair to Lutheranism as asking a Catholic how they can belong to a church that damns all protestants. (look up council of Trent and “anathema”.) Further, well over 3 million Lutherans belong to churches that hold to the same position (WELS, Bachman’s former church, ELS, LCMS, and other smaller Lutheran bodies.) Rather than just refuse to discuss her religion, or say she hasn’t fully investigated or considered every doctrinal position taken by her church, or learn the position of the church and reasons for it so she can offer a reasonable explanation, she cut and ran from the religion she was raised in. I have yet to find any explanation from her about what church she belongs to. That fails my religion test, and really, it should be seen as a slap in the face for all Lutherans that believe their church’s teachings. If she’s willing to bail on her church over a few out-of-context sound bites, I won’t put any faith in her when dealing with Senate democrats to reform social security, or when dealing with bank lobbyists over bailout funds.

Here are the websites I looked at to investigate the Lutheran church’s views on the anti-christ, so you see where I’m getting my information:

http://issuesetc.org/tag/antichrist/

http://www.spiritual-politics.org/2011/07/what_church_does_bachmann_attend.html

http://cyclopedia.lcms.org/display.asp?t1=a&word=ANTICHRIST

http://www.issuesetcarchive.org/issues_site/resource/archives/papacy.htm

http://www.wels.net/about-wels/doctrinal-statements/antichrist?page=0,0


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Given the multiple uses of the word "apparently" in your diary, it is apparent

Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 8:36PM EDT (link)

that you have not made your case. I do think that Rev Jeremiah Wright has been a steadfast defender of his faith for many years.

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It's apparent, but not certain only because

Reg (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 9:29PM EDT (link)

Bachmann hasn’t told anybody she quit her church or why.

To go from conservative Lutheran to generic baptist church suggests a change in beliefs.

I am the trollish mayor of Trollville.
John Kerry

 
 

I take it Obama passed your religious test.

Uma Richie (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 8:44PM EDT (link)

He kept his backside parked in his church pew no matter how much craziness Rev. Wright spewed.

I went through your links and found a mere suggestion that Rep. Bachmann left a particular congregation in conjunction with changing her primary residence. Concluding that she dissociated from her church over doctrinal matters requires a HUGE leap in logic.

You may stop furrowing your eyebrows with concern now.

That was my thought...

ragstoriches Monday, July 11th at 9:37PM EDT (link)

as well, that there is no stated reason why Bachmann stopped attending the WELS church.

Would it bother me if she had, indeed, left the church over such an issue? Yes. But there is no proof she has done so.

Her refusal to self-identify as a WELS and “witness”, as it were, is a source of sorrow, but I do understand the difficulties of a politician attempting to explain any doctrine in under 30 seconds to people who are hear the name “Luther” and are more likely to free associate with Dr King than the founder of the Reformation. “For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.” My house is glass, I will not throw stones.

By the way, I found the blog post describing WELS as “unreconstructed” amusing. If that’s code for “consistent and constant in doctrine and unswayed by the arguments of mere mortals against God’s unchanging Word” then as a WELS member, I must remember to say thank you. But I sense it was some kind of veiled insult by the author. I’ll continue to cling, nonetheless.

“Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.” — John Quincy Adams

 
 

Your first words "I don’t apply a religious test to politicians",

gekster (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 8:56PM EDT (link)

Is quickly followed by a diary that applies a religeous test to a politicion.
Why don’t you tell us what it is about Bachmann that you are afraid of, or don’t like, insted of posting this garbage.
And as a side note, people in this country are allowed to believe or to not believe as they see fit, because here we have freedom of or from religeon.

They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.

We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway

I’ve gone from
“Hope and Change” to
“Hopeless and Changeless”

It's a test of committment to core beliefs

Reg (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 9:31PM EDT (link)

which, presumably, religous beliefs are.

When Kos attacks her for her budget, will she cut and run just like she ran from her church when Kos made up some BS about that?

I am the trollish mayor of Trollville.
John Kerry

Wha....?

Gandalf (Diary) Tuesday, July 12th at 6:24PM EDT (link)

Her core value is that Scripture comes over traditions of man, as any Protestant’s core value SHOULD be. She found a fairly significant difference with her church and left. It’s pretty gutsy to leave a church you’ve attended your entire life based on personal convictions.

I’d say that, if anything, this only shows us that Bachmann does stand by her core commitments. She’s courageous enough to disagree with her church and take the appropriate follow-up action. She’s courageous enough to disagree with Democrats in Congress and the media. I’d wager that she’s even courageous enough to disagree with Republicans in Congress when they aren’t agreeing with her core values as well.

Ok, you’ve convinced me. This is a pretty dedicated and courageous woman. I’m not all in for her, but you’ve removed any doubt in my mind that she would violate her core values for political or social reasons.

Christian Conservative First
Patriotic American Second
Dedicated Republican Third

Yes, the order is important.

 
 

I think I see what he's driving at, gekster

blooch Monday, July 11th at 10:11PM EDT (link)

I’ll take “Conservative Women Who Run Away” for $500, Alex.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

If I have to point it out again, I will.

gekster (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 10:35PM EDT (link)

His first words in the article,
“I don’t apply a religious test to politicians, as I think folks of any religion can be good and effective leaders”.
And then he proceeds to apply his own “religious test”.
And until they apply a religious test to become President,
what she does between her and her church are her private affairs,
and dosn’t need to be scrutinised by anyone.
The one claimed reason in the article,
” Apparently, her church holds to the position that the papacy has the marks of the anti-christ.”
would have me rethink my position with the church I was attending also.

Did she just quit the one church that held that belief and find another one,
or did she just quit religion altogether.
That is not stated, and this seams like a hit piece.
But like I said, this is a private matter between her and her church,
and should not held against her.
I won’t even consider this in my evaluation of her qualifications.

They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.

We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway

I’ve gone from
“Hope and Change” to
“Hopeless and Changeless”

And well you shouldn't, but consider this:

blooch Tuesday, July 12th at 12:12AM EDT (link)

What is the main complaint that you hear about Sarah Palin? She’s a quitter. When the going got tough, she ran away, and that may have mortally wounded her politically on the right and among independents. The Left has seen the power of the “Quitter” label, and don’t doubt for a minute that they wouldn’t try to drum up a “quitter” story on another conservative woman.

We already know that the Left has a morbid interest in church habits on the Right:

“Although Palin no longer regularly attends the Wasillia Assembly of God church she was a member for nearly 25 years according to an artilce in Daily Kos and was present at a service as recently as June 8 this year as a speaker for the graduation of the contoversial Master’s Commission program at the Wasilla Assembly of God…”

and if the doctrinal stuff gets arcane and boring to them, they usally come back around to secular ethics or church & state separation:

“…The visit itself drew fire from Anchorage Daily News which claimed that Governor Plain had paid for the journey to her old church using state funds.”

http://www.nowpublic.com/world/sarah-palin-church-controversy

The church stuff didn’t succeed by itself in Palin’s apparent undoing, but the Left sees that its incessant hounding was a large part of her decision to quit as governor.

“The initial boost to the McCain compaign that Sarah Palin offered, especially amongst female voter could backfire for the Republicans in November as more and more details of Palin’s past come out, gleefully pounced upon by a media deeply angered by the McCain’s attempts to control access to the vice presidential candidate…”

Notice how nobody cared in 2008 that Palin had quit her church, only that she had ever even been there.

Now the Left is back dabbling in obscure church doctrine, and they come up with a twofer: “Weird Church Lady” and “Quitter”. This is the first I have heard of this “story”, but you can bet that if the MSM gives it legs, they’ll get bored with the doctrinal stuff quickly and go back to the Secular Ethics, especially as it relates to her trustworthiness as a Known Quitter. Because that’s the silver bullet here.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

 
 
 
 

The only religious test...

rbdwiggins (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 9:11PM EDT (link)

that any politician must pass is straight forward and non-negotiable…

Subscribe to the Judeo-Christian values that are the foundation of the US Constitution and Western Civilization.

Your “concern” is duly noted and given the appropriate weight it deserves.

“Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn’t so.” – Ronald Reagan

EXACTLY right 'wiggins, its the values, not religion that matters when it

Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 9:29PM EDT (link)

comes to electing reps and leaders. I would vote for an atheist who shares those values over a Bible Believing liberal everytime.

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“One man with courage makes a majority.” – Andrew Jackson

I'm pretty sure...

rbdwiggins (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 9:43PM EDT (link)

you’re not talking about the King James version. I have yet to find where it mandates that Christians must subscribe to wealth redistribution and social justice.

“Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn’t so.” – Ronald Reagan

Ha! good one, especially given my latest KJV @ 400 (see link below) and

Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 9:59PM EDT (link)

in this context, by Bible-Beleiving, I mainly mean those liberals that beleive in Christ as savior and Lord, the Resurrection, etc. One is not required to be a theologian to become a child of God in eternity.

see here re earlier reference

http://www.redstate.com/gamecock/2011/07/09/2094/

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Correction on my part, MGD

kipling (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 10:02PM EDT (link)

I posted the response below before I saw your clarification of Bible-believing. I agree.

good man, but let me actually bolster your contention: Yes, most

Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 10:11PM EDT (link)

of the liberals in the liberal denominations have created a new religion via the social gospel in which politics is their religion. God is merely a tool.

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GC, about that eternity.

Melody Warbington (rwm52) (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 12:05AM EDT (link)

I totally agree with your last sentence. However, I do believe that repentance of one’s sins, among other things, is absolutely required, and so far, I’m not seeing any liberals repent of their support of the shedding of innocent blood and other things God hates.

The woman saith unto him, I know that Messiah cometh (he that is called Christ): when he is come, he will declare unto us all things. (John 4:25)

 
 
 

Myth of the Bible Believing Liberal

kipling (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 10:00PM EDT (link)

I have yet to meet a liberal who also believed in the Bible. I have met plenty of liberals who selectively edit and quote the Bible. I have met liberals who have even recreated Jesus and God in their own image. I have met liberals who treat the Bible like a buffet where they can pick and choose their doctrine. Yet, I have not met a liberal who believed the entire Bible and used it as their foundation for life.

Values come from a person’s view of the world and humanity. A Biblical view of the world and humanity dictate certain values. A non-Biblical view of the world and humanity dictate other values.

Many exist kipling...many are non-political but vote democrat. Many are

Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 10:08PM EDT (link)

misguided, useful idiots, not very smart etc…But I would agree that most activist liberals are as you say. But the Bible’s main purpose and message is about salvation, and certainly one can make a sincere commitment to Christ as Lord and have faith in God as Creator and Christ as resurrected and still be misguided in politics.

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A Good Distinction, MGD or a Myth Busted

kipling (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 10:12PM EDT (link)

My thoughts were on the activist liberals and not the traditional democrats you pointed out. I can even think of several people now who fit your exact description.

I bow to your correction.

Hey, I have been a "fundamentalist" (I like to tweek the secularists!) Christian

Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 10:24PM EDT (link)

since age 13, but was also a Democrat until age 38, so I can empathize and I also let them have it with both barrels re politics.

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Bachmann, Religious Tests, and a Bridge too far

kipling (Diary) Sunday, July 10th at 9:20PM EDT (link)

Neither your article nor the article you site on Mrs. Bachmann prove your main point. There is a lot of assumption and your contention that Mrs. Bachmann jettisoned her doctrinal standards for votes is a bridge too far.

In the spirit of full disclosure, my vote does hinge on a religious test.

agreed

gunslingr45 Tuesday, July 12th at 10:28AM EDT (link)

In the spirit of full disclosure, my vote does hinge on a religious test, rather some good old common sense. What she is or is not doing in church does not matter one iota. Or that Reg can’t make up his mind on making a test or not for that matter.

If ignorance is bliss, liberal/socialist must be euphoric! I said that.

 
 

Haha

Gandalf (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 1:30AM EDT (link)

More ignorance from people who simply don’t understand Protestant history or modern Evangelicals.

We don’t believe in one denomination. We are more than happy to jettison a denomination that holds beliefs with which we disagree. That was the entire point of the Reformation. Assuming your point is even true (which is far from proved), kudos to Bachmann for leaving her church when she realized it was teaching something with which she couldn’t agree.

The point of the Reformation, and the point of modern Evangelical thought, is that our authority and source of doctrine and theology is Holy Scripture, not some edict, confession, or statement written by mortal man, no matter how wise or godly they may have been. When those statements go against Scripture, we are obliged to disagree and, when necessary, part company with the issuer.

So the basic premise of your article is that Bachmann has shown that she has no religious commitment or values because she followed the most basic and highest of Protestant commitments and values.

Sheer ignorance.

Christian Conservative First
Patriotic American Second
Dedicated Republican Third

Yes, the order is important.

5 x 5, Gandalf, especially your 3rd paragraph. nt

Melody Warbington (rwm52) (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 1:44AM EDT (link)

.

The woman saith unto him, I know that Messiah cometh (he that is called Christ): when he is come, he will declare unto us all things. (John 4:25)

 

5x5, Gandalf

kipling (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 10:59AM EDT (link)

Well stated.

 

Hey, Gandalf, you can say 'sola scriptura' here.

Moe Lane (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 3:47PM EDT (link)

It’s cool. Just because the author of this piece apparently wouldn’t recognize the concept if it mugged him in an alley doesn’t mean that the average reader here is in the same boat… :)

Didn't want to...

Gandalf (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 4:33PM EDT (link)

…confuse the poor guy any more than he already is. ;)

Christian Conservative First
Patriotic American Second
Dedicated Republican Third

Yes, the order is important.

 
 

I believe Luther revived the doctrine of sola scriptura

Reg (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 9:36PM EDT (link)

and the Lutheran confessions are the Lutheran church’s explanation for why the Roman church, along with the Anabaptists and Zwinglians, teach contrary to Scripture. Calvin and Zwingli were humanists who elevated human reason over Scripture and unbroken Christian practice.

And half right. Bachmann abandoned her church, quietly and secretely, after stupid criticism from Kos, rather than learn and defend her position, or openly change her position.

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John Kerry

Calvin fail -nt

Doc Holliday (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 9:46PM EDT (link)

.

Molon Labe!

 

Unproven and Ahistorical, Reg

kipling (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 9:56PM EDT (link)

Your claim about Bachmann is still unproven. You have yet to demonstrate any of the assumptions you made in your original post or this one.

Your claims about the Reformation are ahistorical. I suggest your read your history. Not to refight the reformation but if you want to prove your point you need to provide evidence not talking points.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Moe Lane (Diary) Tuesday, July 12th at 12:43AM EDT (link)

Markos Moulitsas, in my professional opinion, has about as much influence on conservatism as *I* do on the price of wheat futures. He and his site exist solely to hoover up campaign contributions from profoundly naive idiots and dupes on behalf of the Democratic establishment, which would be the group that he finally sold out to in, oh, 2005 or so. And that’s why I – and the rest of the VRWC – conducted an extremely successful election cycle in 2010 without having to worry overmuch about what that site did or did not do: his presence was irrelevant*, because by now Kos is just punching a time card.

I’m a Pawlenty guy, myself – but I’d be shocked (and a little disapproving of the waste) if Congresswoman Bachmann actually ever cared enough to learn the proper spelling of Kos’ full name.

Moe Lane

*No, I have no intention of saying which Lefty’s presence was relevant.

 

Interesting

Gandalf (Diary) Tuesday, July 12th at 2:07AM EDT (link)

I’ve never heard your version of the Reformation before, but others have challenged that already.

Sola Scriptura was one of the few doctrines that all Protestants agreed on at the breaking of the Reformation. From Anglicanism to Germanic Lutheranism to French/Swiss Reformed and back again to German Anabaptists and Dutch Arminians, EVERYONE believed that Scripture was the highest authority over and above ANY written confession or creed. They differed on the interpretation, but they all agreed that the Church should be left when it leaves Scriptural teaching. They did just that. And Evangelicals have been doing it to those new Protestant churches ever since as well.

Even if your assertions are correct about Bachmann (they are still unproven), who originally brought the issue of difference between Backmann and her church to the fore is ENTIRELY irrelevant. Bachmann discovered her church believed something with which she couldn’t agree based on her interpretation of Scripture. She left the church over doctrinal issues. End of story. Bachmann’s highest commitment, as a Protestant and as an Evangelical, is to Scripture, not some church she grew up in.

That said, there is a right way and a wrong way to leave a church. Loudly, screaming one’s differences and yelling it from the rooftops, as you seem to be implying she should have done, is immoral and, frankly, uncouth. Even if one disagrees with theological interpretations on specific issues. And as a well-known politician, she has even MORE reason to leave quietly. Any public critiques of her old church would surely have brought more public criticism and problems, possibly causing a church split.

Can you imagine the field day you would be having with her had she done exactly what you’re proposing? “How dare she rip a community church apart because of her disagreement on a fairly minor theological point! She’ll rip our country apart just like she caused her church to split! Blah blah blah blah blah blah”

I see no justification for Bachmann openly discussing her decision to leave her church. It’s no one’s business but her, her family, and her God (and ,possibly, her new pastor).

Get your freakin’ nose out of it and critique her on something worth critiquing her on, like her record or public statements.

Christian Conservative First
Patriotic American Second
Dedicated Republican Third

Yes, the order is important.

thanks Gandalf. Blooch, read this.

gekster (Diary) Tuesday, July 12th at 6:47AM EDT (link)

He says the same thing as I, but much better.

They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.

We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway

I’ve gone from
“Hope and Change” to
“Hopeless and Changeless”

Yeah, it's doesn't matter how or why she did it,

blooch Tuesday, July 12th at 11:55AM EDT (link)

because, in the end, the theology is just a vehicle to get them to the “Quitter”angle. Their fundamental ignorance about evangelicals will probably just delay the realization that their vehicle is a clown car.

We’re laughing at you Reg. You and the other 49 can come piling out, now.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

But

Gandalf (Diary) Tuesday, July 12th at 12:52PM EDT (link)

They are going to find SOMETHING about her, and any conservative, that would supposedly remove them from the ability, in their opinions, to lead our country. We need to be able to figure out if what they’re saying is legitimate in the eyes of the average voter. In this specific situation, since most have left a church at one point or another, I doubt this is an issue for anyone besides Reg, a handful of extreme fundamentalists who wouldn’t vote for because she’s a woman anyway, and the entire liberal wing of our country who wouldn’t vote for her because she wears a skirt and has an R after her name.

Christian Conservative First
Patriotic American Second
Dedicated Republican Third

Yes, the order is important.

My comment on sola scriptura.

Melody Warbington (rwm52) (Diary) Tuesday, July 12th at 2:09PM EDT (link)

I submit that God himself tells us that the divine scripture is complete and is all we need. “Every scripture is inspired of God, and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, for instruction which is in righteousness. That the man of God may be complete, furnished completely unto every good work.” (2 Timothy 3:16-17).

The woman saith unto him, I know that Messiah cometh (he that is called Christ): when he is come, he will declare unto us all things. (John 4:25)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

So Do You

Repair_Man_Jack (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 11:10AM EDT (link)

You’ve just born false-witness.

Mr. Obama is pretending that an economic “recovery” is underway when he knows damn well that the banking system is just blowing smoke up the shredded *** of what’s left of that economy – James Howard Kunstler

 

Hmm

Neil Stevens (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 11:19AM EDT (link)

Haters

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He Probably Had a Dean-Gasm

Repair_Man_Jack (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 11:29AM EDT (link)

When Hatred-Powered Howard quit his church over a bleepin’ bike path.

Mr. Obama is pretending that an economic “recovery” is underway when he knows damn well that the banking system is just blowing smoke up the shredded *** of what’s left of that economy – James Howard Kunstler

 
 

Oh, did she?

Bill S (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 1:22PM EDT (link)

Well, isn’t that special?

Did she fail the Constitution’s religious test?

Oh, wait. There isn’t one.

Move along folks, nothing to see here.

“It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever.” – David St. Hubbins

 

"Bachmann fails my religious test"

Ned Reck (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 4:19PM EDT (link)

If that’s the case… maybe she shoulda took that test down in Atlanta…

Ya see… sometimes it’s not the test that makes the difference…

It’s who gives it.

Ned Reck

On the plains of “Hesitation”… lie the blackened bones of
countless millions… who… at the dawn of victory…
sat down to rest… and while resting….. DIED.
~ Anonymous

It's not who gives the test...

rbdwiggins (Diary) Monday, July 11th at 11:37PM EDT (link)

It’s who rigs the outcome…

“Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn’t so.” – Ronald Reagan

 
 

I would have quit the church, as well.

wilgolden Tuesday, July 12th at 10:22AM EDT (link)

The “no establishment” clause would seem to indicate that if you see something in one religion that seems to be at odds with your understanding of the Almighty, you are free to find one more to your liking.

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