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Obama and his teleprompter are big news lately. As Vodka Pundit noted in his weekly summary, the right-o-sphere saw the meteoric rise of a new star, Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s blog last week. Also last week, an hilarious twitpic by Right Scoop (see photo upper right) made the rounds, even garnering an approving mention by Maja Rushie himself. The Tonight Show special olympics slam only further illuminates the crux of the issue.
Some liberals pretend not to understand what the fuss is about. They pretend not to understand that we are saying Obama can’t make words happen without his binky. Ed Morrissey calls these “totally lost” moments Obamateurisms. With all the noise being made, and even the mainstream press unable to dodge it, I thought I’d put together a little photo essay featuring The One and his Number One to straighten things out. So please, join me for a walk down memory lane in a photo show I call “Binky: A Man and His Brain” … (full size pics below the fold)
Ahh memories. The video featured a few photoshop jobs to drive the point home. Please find them below full size.
The joys of childhood:
There’s the team, and then there’s The Team:
Just hanging out:
Needs no editing:
Shake that thing:
I can’t quit you!
When you want to say something just so:
Needs no editing:
The binky knows best:
Japan has some weird toys:
I call the next one “OHHH, lighten up. It’s a joke!”
I knew Liefeld was carrying water for Obama but YEESH.
Binky knows when trouble is afoot:
Needs no editing but … why don’t you go ahead and photoshop it anyway?
And there you have it. Now let’s see what photoshoppery you can give in return. I’m calling this a teleprompter contest, and the winner gets a free bumper sticker from the Redstate store. I’ll run it for 2 days, and judging will be carried out by Redstate contributors. Enter by comment below. Just check the TelePrompTer before you say anything!
For some photoshop inspiration, check out more fantastic photos of the two pals visit TheRightScoop!
- Caleb Howe
Awesome nt
Dan McLaughlin Monday, March 23rd at 8:27AM EDT (link)nt
“No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong.” - Winston Churchill
Made my day, Caleb! LOL!
streetwise Monday, March 23rd at 8:36AM EDT (link)And the libs are getting sensitive about the teleprompter stuff, so multi 5’s as well!
Caleb works too hard
Mike gamecock DeVine Monday, March 23rd at 8:50AM EDT (link)Thank God!
Mike DeVine’s Examiner.com, Charlotte Observer and The Minority Report columns
“One man with courage makes a majority.” - Andrew Jackson
Who is Binky??
olsmithie Monday, March 23rd at 8:55AM EDT (link)Great video!
Regards
This Should Circulate Quickly
Swamp_Yankee Monday, March 23rd at 9:01AM EDT (link)I wonder how many youtube hits by the end of the week.
Not Dead Yet!
This would be hilarious, but...
franklinslocke Monday, March 23rd at 9:29AM EDT (link)This is hilarious if it wasn’t so serious. I think the Teleprompter Blog is funny, and make jokes about it like anyone else. But the point is that we POTUS who has to have a Teleprompter and cannot speak in public without it. It appears to the citizens and the world we have a person who cannot think on his own. That scares the People and empowers our enemies to have a pseudo-leader who appears weak and inapt.
http://franklinslocke.blogspot.com/
So funny
angryred Monday, March 23rd at 9:39AM EDT (link)thank you for making me laugh. I bet I”m just Punch Drunk anyway…
1-20-13 Hope for Change
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Jeff Emanuel Monday, March 23rd at 9:49AM EDT (link)Instant classic.
JE
Awesome!!!
GoldieAZ50 Monday, March 23rd at 9:49AM EDT (link)Thank you!
Great way to start the day!!!
And...
Robert A. Hahn Monday, March 23rd at 9:50AM EDT (link)Drink Good Coffee. You can sleep when you’re dead.
5555555 Awesome! nt
ColdWarrior Monday, March 23rd at 9:54AM EDT (link)nt
American first, conservative second and Republican precinct committeeman by necessity.
http://www.theprecinctproject.wordpress.com, so you can say, “I became a precinct committeeman before it was cool.”
“Elections have consequences, my friends.” — John McCain
Barry still sneaks out at lunch for a little afternoon delight...
$peciallist Monday, March 23rd at 10:38AM EDT (link)We're in big trouble...
cube Monday, March 23rd at 6:21PM EDT (link)if Obama needs a teleprompter in bed.
lol
$peciallist Monday, March 23rd at 6:29PM EDT (link)good one
It's funny when the other team's player trips and falls..
HOOS30 Monday, March 23rd at 11:55AM EDT (link)That’s human nature, I guess.
I seem to recall a certain recent President who couldn’t speak even WITH the teleprompter.
Oh, HOOS30, Ford wasn't *that* bad.
Moe Lane Monday, March 23rd at 11:58AM EDT (link)He was a little unprepared for the job, I will admit - but he never sunk to Obama-levels of same.
Check out my new blog at http://moelane.com/.
http://twitter.com/moelane
My (blogging-related) wish list.
Fantastic job, Caleb.
itrytobenice Monday, March 23rd at 1:06PM EDT (link)Gold star for you today.
The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Can't Use Toilet w/o Tele
horse Monday, March 23rd at 1:47PM EDT (link)[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/akcz7n.jpg[/IMG]
retry
horse Monday, March 23rd at 1:47PM EDT (link)http://i40.tinypic.com/akcz7n.jpg
retry 2
horse Monday, March 23rd at 2:24PM EDT (link)Pure pure evil
AKSteveB Monday, March 23rd at 2:04PM EDT (link)Keep up the good work!
Hell is other people - Sartre
ROFL!
cindermutha Monday, March 23rd at 2:41PM EDT (link)This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day!
Send Hawaii Pic To Berg
cube Monday, March 23rd at 6:14PM EDT (link)Caleb, that was stellar. You always have to confuse me Caleb. Great. Like I need help with that. Here. In this haven of agreement with Cube.
The Hawaii prompt is priceless.
Or is it? Send that pic to Attorney Philip Berg so he can use it as evidence for his cases against President Obama. In fact, sell it to him. Just tell him you found it on the web since he uses that for evidence Golly! You can be his expert witness. Photoshop to us, gold for you. You need to open a photoshop boutique.
Sell! Sell! Sell!
http://www.obamacrimes.com
My fave? The TeleSmoker. 5555 nt
redneck_hippie Monday, March 23rd at 6:31PM EDT (link)“We must not lose our faculty to dare, especially in dark days.” - Churchill in March, 1942.
Remember NY-23.
5!
$peciallist Monday, March 23rd at 6:35PM EDT (link)I’m upset I didn’t think of it…
It is just so Right There. But subtle,
redneck_hippie Monday, March 23rd at 7:02PM EDT (link)in a devil-may-care way. If you get busy maybe you can do a dual-frame of the TeleSmoker and the TeleLover. Lol.
This is so funny.
“We must not lose our faculty to dare, especially in dark days.” - Churchill in March, 1942.
Remember NY-23.
Thanks, for the laugh Caleb...
DONTREADONME Tuesday, March 24th at 5:16PM EDT (link)I know I am a little late getting to this, but I haven’t laughed this hard for some time.
“The UN is right? you can’t be any more “un”; Than you are right now, the UN is undone, Another mushroom cloud, another smoking gun, The threat is real, the Locust King has come, Don’t tell me the truth; I don’t like what they’ve done, Just give me ammo for the United Abominations”-Megadeth
I stole your stuff!
nateman Thursday, March 26th at 12:48PM EDT (link)Yo! Comrade! Since “we are all socialists now” in the name of state sanctioned theft I added your work to a long
teleprompter graphic thread. Started on March 5 , It’s got over 270 images so far. Your stuff is now post #222 . Even though individual rights don’t matter any more I hope you don’t mind. (It’s right here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2200266/posts )
opps!
nateman Thursday, March 26th at 12:57PM EDT (link)Opps! That should be 170 images so far. Anyways here is a taste:
5...this site is the Total collection...awesome
$peciallist Thursday, March 26th at 1:02PM EDT (link)lol
Here is a favorite...
$peciallist Thursday, March 26th at 1:07PM EDT (link)I cannot BELIEVE I missed this...
Amy Miller Thursday, March 26th at 1:10PM EDT (link)This is full of WIN and AWESOME and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~A
Tweet Me, It’s Trendy!!!: @amy_m_miller
“Ah, yes, it’s the apocalypse alright. I always thought I’d have a hand in it.”
Tried to tell you.
nateman Thursday, March 26th at 2:53PM EDT (link)I’ve been trying for days to post this but you have to have to wait to post here. ( I’ve been a member on the other site for over ten tears. Does that count? )
There's a parody in here somewhere
Finrod Thursday, March 26th at 1:35PM EDT (link)I’m just thinking ‘Teleprompt me baby’ to the tune of Human League ‘Don’t you want me’.
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Finrod’s First Law of Bandwidth:
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it takes the bandwidth of ten thousand.
And done!
Finrod Thursday, March 26th at 2:14PM EDT (link)Parody is written and posted here.
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Finrod’s First Law of Bandwidth:
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it takes the bandwidth of ten thousand.