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Teleprompt Me, Baby

Illuminating that special relationship between a man and his brain


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Obama and his teleprompter are big news lately. As Vodka Pundit noted in his weekly summary, the right-o-sphere saw the meteoric rise of a new star, Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’s blog last week. Also last week, an hilarious twitpic by Right Scoop (see photo upper right) made the rounds, even garnering an approving mention by Maja Rushie himself. The Tonight Show special olympics slam only further illuminates the crux of the issue.

Some liberals pretend not to understand what the fuss is about. They pretend not to understand that we are saying Obama can’t make words happen without his binky. Ed Morrissey calls these “totally lost” moments Obamateurisms. With all the noise being made, and even the mainstream press unable to dodge it, I thought I’d put together a little photo essay featuring The One and his Number One to straighten things out. So please, join me for a walk down memory lane in a photo show I call “Binky: A Man and His Brain” … (full size pics below the fold)


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Ahh memories. The video featured a few photoshop jobs to drive the point home. Please find them below full size.

The joys of childhood:
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There’s the team, and then there’s The Team:

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Just hanging out:


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Needs no editing:

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Shake that thing:

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I can’t quit you!

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When you want to say something just so:

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Needs no editing:

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The binky knows best:

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Japan has some weird toys:

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I call the next one “OHHH, lighten up. It’s a joke!”

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I knew Liefeld was carrying water for Obama but YEESH.

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Binky knows when trouble is afoot:

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Needs no editing but … why don’t you go ahead and photoshop it anyway?

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And there you have it. Now let’s see what photoshoppery you can give in return. I’m calling this a teleprompter contest, and the winner gets a free bumper sticker from the Redstate store. I’ll run it for 2 days, and judging will be carried out by Redstate contributors. Enter by comment below. Just check the TelePrompTer before you say anything!

For some photoshop inspiration, check out more fantastic photos of the two pals visit TheRightScoop!

– Caleb Howe

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COMMENTS

  • Dan McLaughlin

    nt

  • streetwise

    And the libs are getting sensitive about the teleprompter stuff, so multi 5′s as well!

    • Mike gamecock DeVine

      Thank God!

  • olsmithie

    Great video!

    Regards

  • Swamp_Yankee

    I wonder how many youtube hits by the end of the week.

  • http://franklinslocke.blogspot.com/ franklinslocke

    This is hilarious if it wasn?t so serious. I think the Teleprompter Blog is funny, and make jokes about it like anyone else. But the point is that we POTUS who has to have a Teleprompter and cannot speak in public without it. It appears to the citizens and the world we have a person who cannot think on his own. That scares the People and empowers our enemies to have a pseudo-leader who appears weak and inapt.

    http://franklinslocke.blogspot.com/

  • angryred

    thank you for making me laugh. I bet I”m just Punch Drunk anyway…

  • http://jeffemanuel.net Jeff Emanuel

    Instant classic.

  • GoldieAZ50

    Thank you!

    Great way to start the day!!!

  • Robert A. Hahn

  • ColdWarrior

    nt

  • $peciallist
    • cube

      if Obama needs a teleprompter in bed.

      • $peciallist

        good one

  • HOOS30

    That’s human nature, I guess.

    I seem to recall a certain recent President who couldn’t speak even WITH the teleprompter.

    • http://moelane.com/ Moe Lane

      He was a little unprepared for the job, I will admit – but he never sunk to Obama-levels of same.

  • itrytobenice

    Gold star for you today.

  • horse

    [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/akcz7n.jpg[/IMG]

    • horse

      http://i40.tinypic.com/akcz7n.jpg

    • horse

      Image and video hosting by TinyPic

  • AKSteveB

    Keep up the good work!

  • cindermutha

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day!

  • cube

    Caleb, that was stellar. You always have to confuse me Caleb. Great. Like I need help with that. Here. In this haven of agreement with Cube.

    The Hawaii prompt is priceless.

    Or is it? Send that pic to Attorney Philip Berg so he can use it as evidence for his cases against President Obama. In fact, sell it to him. Just tell him you found it on the web since he uses that for evidence Golly! You can be his expert witness. Photoshop to us, gold for you. You need to open a photoshop boutique.

    Sell! Sell! Sell!
    http://www.obamacrimes.com

  • redneck_hippie
    • $peciallist

      I’m upset I didn’t think of it…

      • redneck_hippie

        in a devil-may-care way. If you get busy maybe you can do a dual-frame of the TeleSmoker and the TeleLover. Lol.

        This is so funny.

  • DONTREADONME

    I know I am a little late getting to this, but I haven’t laughed this hard for some time.

  • nateman

    Yo! Comrade! Since “we are all socialists now” in the name of state sanctioned theft I added your work to a long
    teleprompter graphic thread. Started on March 5 , It’s got over 270 images so far. Your stuff is now post #222 . Even though individual rights don’t matter any more I hope you don’t mind. (It’s right here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2200266/posts )

    • nateman

      Opps! That should be 170 images so far. Anyways here is a taste:

      zeronheros

      bitchmaster

      savagepig

      obama-on-the-mount

    • $peciallist

      lol

      • $peciallist
  • Amy Miller

    This is full of WIN and AWESOME and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • nateman

      I’ve been trying for days to post this but you have to have to wait to post here. ( I’ve been a member on the other site for over ten tears. Does that count? )

  • Finrod

    I’m just thinking ‘Teleprompt me baby’ to the tune of Human League ‘Don’t you want me’.