The Totally Real And Not Fake Stupid Quotes Shenaniganza!


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RRRAAAACCCCIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s what the MSM had to say in comments about Rush Limbaugh’s recent bid to purchase the St. Louis Rams. According to some guy I overheard at the mall, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs suggested that Limbaugh owning the Rams “is exactly the same as slavery, but fatter.” And then there’s what Helen Thomas probably said, “Rush to what window? With a ram? Where’s my sweater?”

So in honor of the controversy, I’ve compiled a top ten list of some completely ridiculous but totally true and not fake quotes of famous people who are not (or so they claim) Rush Limbaugh. These are, like, so teh true. For really real. Really. No … really.


THE TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE QUOTES SHENANIGANZA TOP TEN
10. Democrat Fritz Hollings of South Carolina thinks being from Africa makes you a cannibal: “You’d find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they’d just come up and get a good square meal in Geneva.”


9. Howard Dean reaches out: “I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks.”

8. California Democrat Diane Watson thinks interracial marriage is icky: “He’s married to a white woman. He wants to be white. He wants a colorless society. He has no ethnic pride. He doesn’t want to be black.”

7. Howard Dean thinks service positions are for minorities, not big fancy white people: “You think the Republican National Committee could get this many people of color in a single room? … Only if they had the hotel staff in here.”

6. Joe Biden explains why southern Democrats should vote for him: “My state was a slave state.”

5. “Conscience of the Senate” and former Klansman Robert Byrd on equal opportunity: “I’ve seen a lot of white n*ggers in my time.

4. Hillary Clinton does an impression (complete with accent) of an African-American man who didn’t know what Emily’s List was: “She’s supportin’ all these people. She’s supportin’ Sen. Dianne Feinstein . She’s supported Sen. Barbara Boxer . . . She supported everybody. Why won’t she support me?”

3. Democratic Mayor of New Orleans Ray Nagin denies that white people might live in New Orleans: “I don’t care what people are saying Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day.”"

2. Democrat Steny Hoyer reviews Michael Steele’s career: “[He has] a career of slavishly supporting the Republican Party.”

1. Then Senator Joe Biden fills us in on who works at convenience stores: “You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent … I’m not joking.”

Don’t look at me that way. I told you they were really real. Did you think I was joking? Well I wasn’t.

Every single one of those quotes is a real, legitimate, well-sourced quote. Totally real; not fake.

Now ask yourself why the unsourced fake Limbaugh quotes get so much more play than these actual statements. Not so funny anymore, huh?


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May I submit these two for honorable mention

Jack_Savage (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 6:04PM EST (link)

Biden’s “clean, articulate black guy” quote, and Jesse Jacskon’s “Hymietown” slur.

What about Carter's disparging reference to Obama (which I will not repeat)? nt

Xasteius (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 7:01PM EST (link)

Don’t leave the party, hijack it back!

The only poll that counts is the one at the ballot box.

I don’t want to be Reagan. I want to be a Chance/Soros hybrid.

They also forgot Hillary's "Gandhi" quote.

Nick Haynes (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 11:13PM EST (link)

If you’re not networking, you’re not helping.

 
 

Bill Maher thinks he is black

mikek369 (Diary) Thursday, October 15th at 3:57PM EST (link)

This cracker and former 9 year Marine and Vietnam vet would love an opportunity to thump Maher’s black wannabe butt.

Mike Konkel
Fort Wayne, IN

http://www.fortwaynevoiceoftruth.blogspot.com

Michael Konkel

 
 

Liberals are the real racists...

fmaidment (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 6:33PM EST (link)

…as they believe minorities cannot get ahead without help. No, minorities require the helping-hand of the “benevolent white folk.”

Which is more racist: Expecting people to achieve on their own merits, or believing that a particular ethnic group is incapable of achievement without assistance?

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“I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.”
– - Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791

And that is why they can't believe Republicans aren't.

The_Gadfly (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 8:59PM EST (link)

I mean, given their moral superiority to us rubes in flyover country*, if THEY can’t rid themselves of their racism, how could we possibly have done so?

* Okay, technically I don’t actually live in flyover country, but the culture associated with it is the culture to which I aspire even when I don’t always achieve it.

 

It's the liberals who wanted affirmative action

TNJim (Diary) Thursday, October 15th at 12:33AM EST (link)

which to me is the most racist policy any party could have thought up. It’s almost like a politically correct way of saying “We know you’re inferior because you are a minority, so we’re going to help you get ahead whether you’re actually qualified or not.”

Did I say “almost like”?

Activism: What to do after the TEA party rally. Unified Patriots

 
 

This is a well that does not run dry

E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 6:46PM EST (link)

Democrats have been the party of racism and race-baiting for decades. With a compliant media, they have not had to watch every word that comes out of their mouths like Republicans have.

Other goodies that immediately come to mind (paraphrases):
– Biden – the first clean, articulate black guy to run for president
– Hillary – did ya hear the one about the gas clerk in St Louis?
– Robert Byrd (fairly recently) – I’ve known some white n*****s

Kill the Terrorists
Protect the Borders
Punch the Hippies h/t IMAO

The Byrd one

Caleb Howe (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 6:53PM EST (link)

is on the list.
– c

Caleb Howe (formerly known as absentee)

Doh!

E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 11:20PM EST (link)

Old age, I tell ya.

Kill the Terrorists
Protect the Borders
Punch the Hippies h/t IMAO

Was that a senior moment EPU? -nt-

Richard Mullins (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 11:23PM EST (link)

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Joe Biden is like a Decrepit Park owner with a Meth lab that happens to not only be a dealer but a user.

Let’s Bankrupt the Democratic paty. Make spend all the money to defend thier candidates.

 
 
 
 

Sharpton

swami7774 (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 6:50PM EST (link)

“White interloper”…”pin their yarmulkas back…”…white rape..”

The list is endless. And yet this guy gets respect and credibility from the MSM.

Today, there is a name for the political doctrine that rejoices in scarcity of everything except government. The name is environmentalism.

 

Which is more likely?

CodeRedinPA (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 7:23PM EST (link)

In 1965 Democrats suddenly gained wisdom and took ownership of Civil Rights with the Great Society for the benefit of minorities

or….

In 1965 Democrats figured that taking ownership of that agenda was key, over the long term, toward re-enslaving them, politically?

I have my thoughts on the matter.

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What about Rev. Jesse's statement...

diakrioi (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 8:15PM EST (link)

“There is nothing more painful for me at this stage in my life, than to walk down the street and hear footsteps and start thinking about robbery—and then look around and see somebody white and feel relieved.”

 

link those quotes to the folks that said them.

RJD (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 8:18PM EST (link)

for google.

and for the children (nt)

diakrioi (Diary) Thursday, October 15th at 9:28AM EST (link)
 

Rush dropped from group seeking to buy Rams...

DONTREADONME (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 8:52PM EST (link)

sad day indeed for the truth, very sad day indeed.

Rush was trod under: And even if the fake quotes were not out there

Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 9:13PM EST (link)

he would have been trod upon for the accurate non-racist quotes that the left deems racist.

Mike DeVine’s Examiner.com, Charlotte Observer and The Minority Report columns
“One man with courage makes a majority.” – Andrew Jackson

none-the-less disheartening, embarrassing, and digusting...

DONTREADONME (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 9:18PM EST (link)

these are the times that I wish I had a better relationship with Jesus(God) so I wouldn’t feel like I deserve painfully sweet revenge. That said, I have no BULLHORN.

I think much less of the NFL as of tonight

Jack_Savage (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 9:39PM EST (link)

The race hustlers win again. I wonder what the NFL will do when they come for them?
Oh – I know – CAVE.

That's the best comment yet. nt

Flagstaff (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 11:05PM EST (link)

“The press is so powerful in its image-making role that it can make a criminal look like he’s the victim and make the victim look like he’s the criminal. If you aren’t careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”– Malcolm X, Audubon Ballroom, December 13, 1964

And now I'm posting comments too quickly?

Flagstaff (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 11:06PM EST (link)

What gives?

“The press is so powerful in its image-making role that it can make a criminal look like he’s the victim and make the victim look like he’s the criminal. If you aren’t careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”– Malcolm X, Audubon Ballroom, December 13, 1964

That happens to me sometimes

Richard Mullins (Diary) Wednesday, October 14th at 11:12PM EST (link)

so it’s to be expected. Your brain thinks faster and your fingers type faster than the server can process, thus this is what we get.

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Joe Biden is like a Decrepit Park owner with a Meth lab that happens to not only be a dealer but a user.

Let’s Bankrupt the Democratic paty. Make spend all the money to defend thier candidates.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

This was a Christmas present for ObamaMedia-

katesmith (Diary) Thursday, October 15th at 4:29AM EST (link)

I apologize for using the word Christmas is it is divisive and shows hatred for employees of the public school system. Also it may be insensitive to Obama’s Aunt Zeituni who still lives in the Boston projects courtesy of Massachusetts taxpayers. Aunt Zeituni may not celebrate Christmas, but even if she did the taxpayers are broke and can’t afford presents anyway. The situation was tailor made for Obama and the media.

 

Fight fire with fire

Christine (Diary) Thursday, October 15th at 6:13AM EST (link)

We need to FIGHT BACK…even more than we are now. We don’t have to go as far into the mud as they are (I am not sure how they breathe) but we can fight back. We need to stop being “above” this.

Someone needs to go put those quotes OUT THERE….on Wikipedia, Wikiquotes, Twitter, Facebook and blog posts. If you don’t have the exact wording, who cares? Libs have shown us that being exact in your quoting doesn’t matter.

If we don’t fight for our strongest voices, we will continue to see this. They get more confident with every win.

The primary process is FLAWED. Two states should not decide our candidate.

“I would be a poor Commander in Chief”
– Barack Obama, July 3 2008

 

Dissonance, Hypocrisy & Projection

locomotivebreath1901 Thursday, October 15th at 7:56AM EST (link)

That’s the Democrat Party platform. It’s for the chil-run, of course.

And, Shhh. I heard at the super seekrit white guy meeting that Limbaugh ain’t done with this Rams deal. He’ll just be less noticeable.

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Signature:

 

Jackson

bobmontgomery (Diary) Thursday, October 15th at 10:47AM EST (link)

What was it Jesse said about Obama?

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
George Washington

 

George Soros involved with Rush NFL bid

katesmith (Diary) Thursday, October 15th at 8:03PM EST (link)

I heard Rush mention this today so I checked it out. It’s reported by Bloomberg Soshnick earlier this week. Number 2, Soros has himself been involved in 2 unsuccessful bids to buy MLB teams. One with his buddy Checketts for the Dodgers in 2003 (LA Times). Another for the Washington Nationals in 2005 (Wash, Post, June 2005). In his bid for the Nats, Republicans said he was too ‘politically polarizing’ and threatened to revoke MLB’s anti trust protection. Soros spokesman objected saying he was the victim of partisan rhetoric. I find it hard to believe that Rush would have allowed his name to be floated in a deal in which Soros was involved. Not just for political reasons but the guy has a poor business resume.

 

Hypocrits

blondi2 Tuesday, November 3rd at 1:17PM EST (link)

I can’t believe that there is no black people out there that would let the Democrats get away with using the black people.Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton use them more than any white person out there! I know that there are good,educated black people that know what true history is. Why want they educate their own ,so they won’t be used by either party!All you have to do is look at the history books before 65 and you can see exactly who the slave owners were! It sure wasn’t the Republicans!!!! Why doesn’t any black person tell their people the truth! I can’t understand this at all!The Democrats used them back then and they are still using them today!It is really the most disgusting thing I have seen!Not counting the remarks they make! The blacl people should go to the library and look up history,and find out for themselves! I would really like to see this happen! I wonder how they would get out of that one! They had them as slaves back then and they have them slaves now!And for all the so called good they are trying to do for the poor? Go to any neighborhood Where these so called orginizations are and you see the worst poverty there is! They are keeping them uneducated on purpose,and poor on purpose! If they really got them out of poverty they wouldn’t be able to use them like they do now! It really is a shame!