<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>RedState</title><link>https://redstate.com/absentee/2010/12/16/twas-the-lame-duck-before-christmas/feed/</link><description>Conservative News &amp; Politics</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 08:51:29 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>'Twas The Lame Duck Before Christmas</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[A little Christmas satire that didn&amp;#8217;t turn out as well as I&amp;#8217;d hoped. But I already typed it out and everything so &amp;#8230;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 20:45:39 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Caleb Howe]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://redstate.com/absentee/2010/12/16/twas-the-lame-duck-before-christmas-n37351</link></item></channel></rss>