https://redstate.com/absentee/2012/01/22/sunday-nfl-open-thread/feed/Conservative News & Politicsen-usWed, 10 Jun 2026 02:14:48 -0400<![CDATA[The AFC Championship game is over, the NFC underway. Fresh from punishing Tebow in an act of evil unmatched since the time of Sauron, the New England Patriots, who go by the street name &#8216;Snake&#8217;, used black magic and human sacrifice to cause a Ravens&#8217; missed field goal in the final seconds of the game, thereby sealing their trip to both the Super Bowl, and a much hotter place.]]>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 20:19:36 -0500<![CDATA[Caleb Howe]]>https://redstate.com/absentee/2012/01/22/sunday-nfl-open-thread-n41933