Breaking! Secret Chamber of Commerce Meeting REVEALED!

By: Caleb Howe (Diary)  |  October 12th at 07:45 PM  | 

Democrat Operatives have, at great personal risk, managed to sneak out this internal recording: Wow. Breathtaking stuff. If you can’t see the video, suffice it to say it’s footage of a secret meeting of the secretive secretiness of the secret Chamber of Commerce, where they reveal ALL THEIR SECRETS! This is very for real and very important. I’m super cereal! I join with Erick and | Read More »

Captive Captain Saves President Obama

By: Caleb Howe (Diary)  |  April 12th at 02:46 PM  | 

UPDATE: See here. Left (including you TotalFarkTards) behaving badly. From the Daily News: US commandos freed hero Capt. Richard Phillips today and killed most of the pirates holding him hostage in a dramatic end to the four-day high seas standoff that riveted the world. CNN reported Phillips helped divert the pirates by jumping into the ocean, giving waiting Navy Seals an opening to wipe out | Read More »