How Does Keith Olbermann Have A Job?

    I realize you are all very busy cashing enormous checks from health care lobbyists and engaging in mob activity at town halls (with your old people and your sandals and whatnot), but please allow me to interrupt briefly with a story far too delightful to allow its passing unremarked. This is a tale of Keith Olbermann: sportscaster, eye-glasses wearer, living comedy routine and, according to | Read More »

    President Newspeak Wants A Cookie

    . The left and the press (but I repeat myself) are falling all over each other in their haste to congratulate Obama and his manly response to the pirates. A retch-worthy visit to the comments section of left blogs reveals revolting mission-accomplished-gasms and endless reposts of photo fakes featuring Obama being cool or hip with the words “I Got This” adoringly emblazoned upon the savior | Read More »