Captive Captain Saves President Obama

By: Caleb Howe (Diary)  |  April 12th at 02:46 PM  | 

UPDATE: See here. Left (including you TotalFarkTards) behaving badly. From the Daily News: US commandos freed hero Capt. Richard Phillips today and killed most of the pirates holding him hostage in a dramatic end to the four-day high seas standoff that riveted the world. CNN reported Phillips helped divert the pirates by jumping into the ocean, giving waiting Navy Seals an opening to wipe out | Read More »

All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Enter Here

By: Caleb Howe (Diary)  |  September 19th at 08:36 AM  | 

“The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.” It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties. So gather here, ye scalawags, scoundrels and scurvy dogs. Tis a day for grog and gold, women and song. Ye can reveal yer true pirate self, by using | Read More »