“Hillary, don’t look right away, but I think they’ve put you with the wrong country. Your placard is all wrong”

n/t

“Hill… why are all these military guys around? It’s really creepy. So fascist.”

“Put a hope in it and keep the change, Barry.”

Hey Hill, are we allowed to take the juice home?

I’ve got the Atomic Wedgie from hell!”

(With apologies to all you guys whose faces just curled up in disgust.)

n/t

They sure are dressed funny.

nt

“….stick close and be cool….”

That is so FUNNY!

while I make a run for it…

(n/t)

Hat tip to Best of the Web. A brutal video of a 17-year-old girl in Swat being beaten by a Taliban leader is making the rounds. From Tunku Varadarajan in Forbes:

Since 9/11, I’ve watched scores of grainy video films showing Islamist extremists doing what they do best–meting out barbaric punishment to adulterers, thieves and Jewish journalists, and murdering innocent people in Mumbai, Lahore and other places. Yet nothing I’d seen so far had prepared me for the stomach-churning experience I had on Saturday when I watched a two-minute clip of a bearded member of the Taliban–in Swat, Pakistan–flogging a 17-year-old girl who’d been accused of adultery.

The New York Times has its own story as well.

These are the barbarians we’ve been fighting against since 2001. They’re still out there, oppressing women and children and Jews. They will continue to do so until we stop them.

Somebody handed me the jacket with the flag pin on it. I’m gonna get stoned on the break. Wanna come?

What will be the theme for happy bunny on his special day Sunday.

Or is Sunday a holiday for Happy? If he is going to take the day off, maybe from me to you can just award 5 easter eggs to the trolliest troll of the day.

nt

In French, it’s “les Etats Unis.” In American, it’s “United States.” How do you say “United States” in Austrian?

“Hill, Sarko just told me you weigh the same as a duck. Huh? What does that mean?”

Don’t tell them that you voted for John McCain.

HIL: Oh my God.
BHO: I mean, it’s fun, right?
HIL: I can’t believe you’re the President of the United States.
BHO: Like you wouldn’t get a kick out of a personalized iPod.
HIL: Maybe 20 years ago.
BHO: …No, I won’t. Too easy.
HIL: I hate you.
BHO: Hate you more! When’s the next bathroom break?

nt

Your Husbands been puttin’ the moves on my wife. Tell him to knock it off or the next missle my good friend in North Korea fires will be headed right up his backside!!!

n/t

BHO…. “Why’d you stop ?!?!?……….. Git it goin’ again………A little faster this time…….. faster…….. now stronger……. that’s it……….. yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah, baby !…….. I knew there was a good reason I put you in the Secretary’s position.”

[pause]
“I think…”

did they find my telepromter?

“Hey Hillary..who’s that sitting in Jacques Chirac’s seat?”

Intro to Federalist Papers; section 5;
paragraph 4.
“…dangerous ambition more often lurks behind the specious mask of zeal for the rights of the people than under the zeal for a firm and efficient government.”

I’m an embarrassment to Barack!

I only scored 17 on the Obama Test

I really needed to get my beauty sleep

I just beat the Democrat record for throwing America under the bus. Carter’s got nothing on me!!! BOOYAH!!!!

Hey Hill..I hear there’s a party at Chavez’s hotel room after this gig,
Ya think you can get me an invite?

Intro to Federalist Papers; section 5;
paragraph 4.
“…dangerous ambition more often lurks behind the specious mask of zeal for the rights of the people than under the zeal for a firm and efficient government.”

I’m an embarrassment to Barack!

I only scored 17 on the Obama Test

“Chill Hill…. if the meeting goes bad well just draw 2 more K’s on the wall and place the race card on the building”

.

“What are all those colorful things on their chests? Do you think it means they, like, did stuff? I’m so uncomfortable around the military.”
“I really LOST to this idiot??”

…Ich bin ein Beginner and not Ich bin das Gewinner?

…I’m NAKED up here!!!

it’s the fat that makes you look fat.

plate in Austrian.

Ok ok fine …. Kenya.

You can have the English version of this seat unless:
me, Joe and Nacy are taken out.
That ain’t gonna happen, casu flyover country is gonna look like the Southside, no guns. I’m gonna get all froma around the world!!!!!
I really like the Austrian guns, you know, the ones with the kangaroos engraved on ‘em

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can still read it in English, You’re Welcome
Deskpilot, AM(H)1 (AW), USN (Ret)

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Is it OK if I tell him to stop listening to Rush?

that idiot in the bathrobe over there is Slojo no don’t look at him I’ll tell you when….Jeebus, it’s him. I’m sooo sorry,Hill…I really F’d up the Veep pick.

nt

don’t these people know we have 57 states?”

maybe he should have reconsidered his political support, welcome to the world of socialized medicine.

OK, I grant you, this will almost never come up on a site like this.

But in TV related newsgroups and websites, it’s generally considered very uncool to put SPOILERS like that in Subject Titles. (Remember, that “House” episode hasn’t even aired on the West Coast yet.)

Just so you (and others around here) know, Don’tTread!

“Psst! hey, can you tell me what going on? I kinda spaced out when we started talking about that one country over in Asia, and they might call on me to saying something important or make some sort of a decision”

Ahem … Bill’s not the only one now in the Air Force 1 Mile High Club.

“Hillary … that’s not what I meant when I said ‘Around the World’ … “

What do you say when you get the 4:30 am call? I knew the answer for the 3 am call, but forgot my teleprompter!

Hey, does anybody have any solvent? My nose is stuck in Hillary’s hairspray.

I can’t believe you did a keg stand last night!

Hillary,how much more do you think we can get away with?

Bill,how much more do you think we can get away with?

I see dead people…