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  • Aaron Gardner
  • Caleb

    “Hillary, don’t look right away, but I think they’ve put you with the wrong country. Your placard is all wrong”

    • http://www.hakubi.us/ Neil Stevens
      • http://hillbillypolitics.com Steph C

        But it’s still funny.

        • http://www.hakubi.us/ Neil Stevens
  • streetwise

    n/t

  • http://www.hakubi.us/ Neil Stevens

    “Hill… why are all these military guys around? It’s really creepy. So fascist.”

    “Put a hope in it and keep the change, Barry.”

  • http://www.hakubi.us/ Neil Stevens

    Hey Hill, are we allowed to take the juice home?

  • janis

    I’ve got the Atomic Wedgie from hell!”

    (With apologies to all you guys whose faces just curled up in disgust.)

    • E Pluribus Unum

      It’s like I swallowed a lemon!

      • janis

        That one involved passing gas.

    • navychick1993

      I love it!!!!

  • Raven

    n/t

  • E Pluribus Unum
    • mom2oneson
  • Grump642

    They sure are dressed funny.

  • paulincolo

    nt

    • Academic Elephant

      I have to admit that was what I was thinking.

  • http://www.phxgonline.com phxg
  • Jack_Savage

    “….stick close and be cool….”

  • Jack_Savage

    That is so FUNNY!

  • http://www.phxgonline.com phxg
  • Slightly_Askew

    nt

  • legalese

    In French, it’s “les Etats Unis.” In American, it’s “United States.” How do you say “United States” in Austrian?

  • Gyorc Nacain
  • Skanderbeg

    “Hill, Sarko just told me you weigh the same as a duck. Huh? What does that mean?”

    • Hooah_Mac

      I fell off my chair.

      Beautiful Skanderbeg!

      • Skanderbeg

        We aim to please.

        Kush ?sht? burr? nuk frikohet!!

    • Lammo

      No. It’s too perilous.

      :-)

      • http://www.hakubi.us/ Neil Stevens
  • http://www.purplepeoplevote.com kmorrison

    Don’t tell them that you voted for John McCain.

  • Amy Miller

    HIL: Oh my God.
    BHO: I mean, it’s fun, right?
    HIL: I can’t believe you’re the President of the United States.
    BHO: Like you wouldn’t get a kick out of a personalized iPod.
    HIL: Maybe 20 years ago.
    BHO: …No, I won’t. Too easy.
    HIL: I hate you.
    BHO: Hate you more! When’s the next bathroom break?

  • $peciallist
    • Amy Miller

      “Wait, what?”

      3…

      2…

      1…

      “Oh…OH! PAHAHA! $peciallist, you scalawag!”

      • $peciallist

        np

        • redneck_hippie

          Ann Coulter just sat down next to you and I don’t think she’s in a good mood.

    • Rod_Patrick

      This one speaks volume.

  • randy streu

    nt

    • tjexcite

      Oh, um which way to the can.

  • denoff51

    Your Husbands been puttin’ the moves on my wife. Tell him to knock it off or the next missle my good friend in North Korea fires will be headed right up his backside!!!

    • Amy Miller

      …about Bill being drawn to women who wear dowdy little cardigans (with SEQUINS on them-ugh) and ill-fitting pencil skirts.

      RAWR. Props for the “good friend NK” :o )

  • http://rageofjared.blogspot.com/ yambles

    n/t

  • http://www.RedState.com/ETCartman Kenny Solomon

    BHO…. “Why’d you stop ?!?!?……….. Git it goin’ again………A little faster this time…….. faster…….. now stronger……. that’s it……….. yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah, baby !…….. I knew there was a good reason I put you in the Secretary’s position.”

    • http://rageofjared.blogspot.com/ yambles

      But I laughed.

    • izoneguy

      Are you sure Bill is not under the table???
      I can see Hillary’s hands???

      • redneck_hippie

        is no tablecloth on the table, and yes, it is against protocol for anybody to not have both hands above the table. It’s part if the UN statement on global security.

  • IJB

    [pause]
    “I think…”

    • http://www.RedState.com/ETCartman Kenny Solomon
  • bobojake

    did they find my telepromter?

  • Michael Dugas

    “Hey Hillary..who’s that sitting in Jacques Chirac’s seat?”

  • Conserv

    I really needed to get my beauty sleep

  • Husker

    I just beat the Democrat record for throwing America under the bus. Carter’s got nothing on me!!! BOOYAH!!!!

  • Michael Dugas

    Hey Hill..I hear there’s a party at Chavez’s hotel room after this gig,
    Ya think you can get me an invite?

  • http://www.theotherworsham.blogspot.com toddworsham

    “Chill Hill…. if the meeting goes bad well just draw 2 more K’s on the wall and place the race card on the building”

    • http://www.theotherworsham.blogspot.com toddworsham

      Chill Hill?. if the meeting goes bad well just draw 2 more K?s on the wall and play the race card on the building?

  • pilgrim

    .

  • peg_c

    “What are all those colorful things on their chests? Do you think it means they, like, did stuff? I’m so uncomfortable around the military.”
    “I really LOST to this idiot??”

  • furious

    …Ich bin ein Beginner and not Ich bin das Gewinner?

  • furious

    …I’m NAKED up here!!!

  • Caleb

    Ok ok fine …. Kenya.

  • Deskpilot

    You can have the English version of this seat unless:
    me, Joe and Nacy are taken out.
    That ain’t gonna happen, casu flyover country is gonna look like the Southside, no guns. I’m gonna get all froma around the world!!!!!
    I really like the Austrian guns, you know, the ones with the kangaroos engraved on ‘em

  • Praveen

    Is it OK if I tell him to stop listening to Rush?

  • blooch

    that idiot in the bathrobe over there is Slojo no don’t look at him I’ll tell you when….Jeebus, it’s him. I’m sooo sorry,Hill…I really F’d up the Veep pick.

  • char

    nt

  • http://fairfaxgardener.blogspot.com ddstrain

    don’t these people know we have 57 states?”

  • DONTREADONME

    maybe he should have reconsidered his political support, welcome to the world of socialized medicine.

  • IJB

    OK, I grant you, this will almost never come up on a site like this.

    But in TV related newsgroups and websites, it’s generally considered very uncool to put SPOILERS like that in Subject Titles. (Remember, that “House” episode hasn’t even aired on the West Coast yet.)

    Just so you (and others around here) know, Don’tTread! :)

    • DONTREADONME

      Also, I knew no-one on this site talks tv shows often thought I would blow off some steam. I liked the guy until I did some research on the Kal, and found out he is no different than Hollywood.
      Sorry about that, anyway, the internet was abuzz with it so I went with it, I keep forgetting 3 hours behind not two.

      • DONTREADONME

        still learning the in’s and out’s of this whole world. Yeah 5 months now, but have not exactly talked tv much. Thanks for the heads up.

  • scarlos

    “Psst! hey, can you tell me what going on? I kinda spaced out when we started talking about that one country over in Asia, and they might call on me to saying something important or make some sort of a decision”

  • kchand

    Ahem … Bill’s not the only one now in the Air Force 1 Mile High Club.

  • kchand

    “Hillary … that’s not what I meant when I said ‘Around the World’ … “

  • Carol Tarasewicz

    What do you say when you get the 4:30 am call? I knew the answer for the 3 am call, but forgot my teleprompter!

  • blumuze

    Hey, does anybody have any solvent? My nose is stuck in Hillary’s hairspray.

  • Rod_Patrick
  • http://www.fredsnews.com Fred Maidment

    I can’t believe you did a keg stand last night!

  • trki

    Hillary,how much more do you think we can get away with?

  • trki

    Bill,how much more do you think we can get away with?

  • http://www.fredsnews.com Fred Maidment

    I see dead people…

  • Common_Cents
  • angryred

    while I make a run for it…

  • mikefisk

    (n/t)

  • Finrod

    Hat tip to Best of the Web. A brutal video of a 17-year-old girl in Swat being beaten by a Taliban leader is making the rounds. From Tunku Varadarajan in Forbes:

    Since 9/11, I’ve watched scores of grainy video films showing Islamist extremists doing what they do best–meting out barbaric punishment to adulterers, thieves and Jewish journalists, and murdering innocent people in Mumbai, Lahore and other places. Yet nothing I’d seen so far had prepared me for the stomach-churning experience I had on Saturday when I watched a two-minute clip of a bearded member of the Taliban–in Swat, Pakistan–flogging a 17-year-old girl who’d been accused of adultery.

    The New York Times has its own story as well.

    These are the barbarians we’ve been fighting against since 2001. They’re still out there, oppressing women and children and Jews. They will continue to do so until we stop them.

  • redneck_hippie

    Somebody handed me the jacket with the flag pin on it. I’m gonna get stoned on the break. Wanna come?

  • redneck_hippie

    What will be the theme for happy bunny on his special day Sunday.

    Or is Sunday a holiday for Happy? If he is going to take the day off, maybe from me to you can just award 5 easter eggs to the trolliest troll of the day.

  • wayneinnh

    it’s the fat that makes you look fat.

  • Doc Holliday

    plate in Austrian.