Teddy Roosevelt is at the GOP Convention
“Colonel Roosevelt at your service, sir!”
“Colonel Roosevelt, lovely to meet you.”
“And where are you from, young man?”
“I’m from Texas, Colonel Roosevelt.”
“Texas! Why, I trained my Rough Riders at Fort Sam Houston!”
“You certainly did, Colonel!”
“And have you had a bully time at this convention?”
“Except for the protestors, yes.”
“Those anarchists! You know they did in our great President McKinley.”
“Ah yes — the dastardly Mr Czolgosz.”
“Indeed, sir! And they tried to get me in Buffalo some years later!”
And thus for some time. Needless to say, he’s a McCain man.
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