Breaking: White House Jester Beheaded For Making Fun Of Soaring National Debt

By: BigGator5 (Diary) | May 25th at 06:53 PM |

Sadly, Motley will be missed: White House Jester Beheaded For Making Fun Of Soaring National Debt WASHINGTON – After serving 12 years in the position, Motley, the official White House Jester, was beheaded Tuesday after delivering a poorly received jape about the spiraling national debt before President and Mrs. Obama.

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