« BACK  |  PRINT

RS

MEMBER DIARY

The Pelosi-Mobile is Here

Obama Demands. GM Delivers... Dreck

Barack Obama dismissed Rick Wagoner, and he is reportedly planning to dismiss a majority of GM’s Board of Directors. He also says he wants bold reform, so that General Motors offers the sort of cutting-edge products that the car buyers of today and tomorrow want. He also doesn’t like the Chevy Volt.

So what does Barack Obama expect us to drive? Today’s news gives us reason to worry. Maybe Obama doesn’t want Americans to own cars at all; maybe he expects us to buy this… thing:

US-TRANSPORT-GM-SEGWAY-TWOSEATER

You can read GM’s press release on this here. It’s a cute little toy actually, and I’m sure it’ll be very popular in San Francisco, Los Angeles, and other warm(ish) cities where liberals cluster. This might make a very nice second or third vehicle in such locales, to be used for little jaunts around the city.

There are a few problems with the PUMA though. First off, to the extent that it is successful, it’s likely to draw a lot of riders away from mass transit. After all, if you can buy a two-seater for one-third to one-quarter the price of a car, get around town conveniently and be seen as a savior of the environment, why would you stay in a bus or train? If the PUMA can be bought for a few thousand dollars – and it’s probably a safe bet that Obama will give taxpayer subsidies to ensure that – it’s likely to replace mass transit for thousands of regular riders.

Beyond that, this vehicle can’t be successful in most American cities today. Who will want to drive in this car next to regular passenger vehicles, trucks, SUVs, and even 18-wheelers? To allow the PUMA to thrive, most of the cars you currently see on the road will probably have to be sidelined. Presumably this will be only in major cities – at least initially. Liberals in Washington and in the major cities can accomplish this in several ways: by barring them entirely, limiting the hours in which they can operate, or by making legislative changes that make those vehicles unpopular – such as increasing gas prices.

It seems to me that that last response has to be the most likely. Obama and the liberals can’t abide the internal combustion engine and the freedom it brought. As long as there are cars and SUVs available, people will pollute the air, have plenty of kids, and live in conservative exurbs far from city centers. Liberals don’t like any of these things. If they can get gasoline prices high enough, they’ll accelerate the ongoing trend toward urbanization. The PUMA is just one tool to make all this easier.

And if you’re wondering about the title, it’s a reference to this brilliant piece by Iowahawk:

With a claimed top speed of 35 mph and a range of up to 35 miles, the PUMA is just what Congress and Obama ordered.

COMMENTS

  • http://moelane.com/ Moe Lane

    Or take the kids anywhere?
    Or pick up somebody at the airport?
    Or survive a crash?
    Or… you get the drift.

    • Mike gamecock DeVine
      • mom2oneson

        I don’t know if this mom or any of my motherly figured friends would fit! :) I don’t think it’s for women of child bearing age. :)

        I thought it was a science projects a few invetor type of kids on their way to engineering school did for a competition when I first saw the picture!

      • Raven

        Biological fathers will be prevented from having any contact with their children…

    • Brian Faughnan

      I’m sure there will be a spot under the seat for some arugula.

      Then people will be able to discover the joy of ditching the fridge and eating nothing but fresh food. After all, who’ll be able to purchase enough food to last more than a day or so?

    • JustLeaveMeAlone

      If you get squashed like a bug by, say, a Lexus SUV, they only have 300 pounds of metal and glass to sweep up and recycle. You are biodegradable and will provide food for the carrion birds.

      Doesn’t get greener than that!

    • robmikpet

      Made in Texas and weighs 7000 pounds that is AMEIRCA. I can’t remember the company but they upgrade Chevy Tahoes with machine guns, that is what I am talking about.

      Unashamed consumer, free market, gun loving! American is the best. Time to fight for her.

  • JustLeaveMeAlone

    n/t

    • Brian Faughnan

      NT

      • mom2oneson
      • Raven

        They were such a step up from Big Wheels…

      • penguin2

        Oh that’s right, Big Wheels are the motorized version. My toddlers had the Cozy Coupe. Still can’t get my cars straight!

    • http://hillbillypolitics.com Steph C

      aren’t called the nanny state for nothin’ ya know.

      I’d like to see her ride in one down one of the highest San Francisco streets. After all, if she’s going to play Mommy to the entire nation, she needs to make sure it’s safe for the “children”, doesn’t she?

  • JadedByPolitics

  • gigi36b

    it’s an electric wheelchair, which we are all going to need after Obama cripples us. Just don’t apply for a free one through government run healthcare, you’ll only get the old fashioned push kind.

    As for shopping moms like me, we’ll just have to steal the shopping carts from the stores and walk home.

  • nutmegger

    Apparently these are meant to be used in areas already awash in bicycle lanes. I can, of course, count the number of streets with bicycle lanes in my area on… yep, one hand does the trick.
    Also, amusingly, the vehicle you see is actually just the chassis; the finished product will sport “GM Styling,” whatever that means. There are some snapshots of concept art available at http://www.engadget.com/2009/04/07/gm-and-segways-p-u-m-a-makes-its-stage-debut/ but concept art is to finished product as HopeChange (TM) is to… well, the finished product.

    • kat

      Is more than I would need…

  • http://www.ufcle.com/willis/willis.htm Steven Willis

    They already exist, are electric, and they are likely much cheaper.

    And, where exactly will people in New York or S.F. park these things?

  • http://fairfaxgardener.blogspot.com ddstrain

    Seems that Parker and Stone are forward looking.

    Though that show wasn’t nearly as funny as the cloud of smug (not a typo) drifting out of the Bay area caused by all those Toyota Puis (not a typo) drivers.

  • pithnvinegar

    Diamond lanes on the sidewalk.

    It better have some serious brakes or won’t be any good in SF or many other cities.

    Where are you going to park them? Then again, by cutting parking spaces in half to accomodate them, you can double the parking fees in downtown areas. . . .

    • merkurfan

      They don’t need extra spots to double the fees…

      They just need to adjust the meters.

      Don’t give them any ideas.

  • Paul_In_Houston

    and Co. will ever use this thing.

    This is for YOU.

    THEY are IMPORTANT people and MUST have their Suburbans or Escalades..

    Be reasonable now!.

    -

    • merkurfan

      Pelosi one.. The jet that needs to be ready at her beck and call.

  • Sharp_Right_Turn

    Ugh! What’s next? Can we Obama to force the NFL to convert to soccer so that Europeans like it more?

  • Sharp_Right_Turn

    Ugh! That piece of crap actually makes me wistful for this thing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqPMJFaEdY

  • Sharp_Right_Turn

    Once again, liberal twaddle gone amok.

    Food for thought: Out here on Long Island, NY, our beloved Long Island Expressway’s HOV lane permits both carpoolers (2 passenger minimum) and hybrid cars (regardless of number of passengers) on it during rush hour. The irony is, hybrids engage their combustion engines while cruising down the freeway. It isn’t until they are around 30 mph (or riding the brakes) do they switch over to battery power. In other words, a hybrid car zooming down the HOV at 60 mph doesn’t prevent any auto emissions. So if NY was serious about the environment, they’d force hybrid cars to drive in the heart of the bumper to bumper traffic, when it’s omissions are apparently nonexistent.

  • californiared

    I’m getting one to put in my truck as a spare tire.

  • mom2oneson

    looks like she is a size 6, and her thigh is over the seat. How is a size 14 suppose to fit? Is anyone over 25 suppose to fit? :)

  • wayneinnh

    Bet it;s not as good as my SUV with satellite radio, air conditioning, heated seats, crash survivability, etc.

  • http://beaglescout.wordpress.com LJ “Beaglescout” Miller

    This is what the fatsos rode in their spaceship in the move WALL-E. Will we have robots and mega-jumbo-shakes everywhere too?

    • http://www.ssce.net/Web-Articles/Web-articles-indexed-authors.html#authors-l JLenardDetroit

      I love that movie… despite it only being a 2 hour Global Alarmist Indoctrination (albeit, creatively done)!

      Death of Global Warming (Aug. 2000) and the endless followups here at RS including Climate $cam

      • http://beaglescout.wordpress.com LJ “Beaglescout” Miller

        From the premise (world covered, literally, a mile deep in trash and toxic waste) to the conclusion (leaving the comfy spaceship for a primitive horiticultural life) it is pure eco-prop. But it’s so well done, like a Leni Reifenstahl film, that you don’t care.

  • candoo2

    What’ll they think of next?

    • mom2oneson
    • tnjim

      that it was just basically a highway legal golf cart. So now we have a powered rickshaw that wants to be street legal. Wonder how long that battery charge will last going up some of SF’s hills? Drop the Chevy Volt for this?

      Yow!

  • asleep06

    nt

  • bobojake

    Watching liberals get around Seattle in the snow next winter will provide laughs for decades to come. And there won’t be any wrecks. eh

  • Common_Cents

    It’s perfect for Pelosi, she’ll ride it up and down the aisle of her big private plane.

  • gekster

    And where do I put my Enya CDS?
    Also in The Peoples Republic of Michigan, where if you don’t like the weather, just wait a half hour
    and it will either rain or snow, wheres the compartment for my raincoat and/or Parka?
    Looking closer, wheres the turn signals, lights,
    5 mile per hour bumpers?
    This looks more like a population control thing than a transportation thing.
    Whats the weight limit for a rider.
    Does it come with a cute little trailer to put books, groceries, kids.
    Does Ralph Nader know about this?
    Sooo many questions.

  • Achance
    • $peciallist

      lol

  • Darin_H

    because you’d only find me driving one on the course.

    And now that I have a kid, where does the car seat go? or do they just expect me to strap junior to the roof?

  • JHancock

    I wouldn’t ever bother giving up the four-banger car I have now for this thing. If this is the future ofcars, I’ll never buyanew one-just keep fixing up my trusty (max spees 120mph) car

  • Herodotus

    .

  • carlsbadd

    P.U.M.A.

    People

    Unfortunantly

    Meeting

    Asphalt

  • merkurfan

    The dude is a buck 75 tops, if he farts, he’ll blow the girl right outta the car, shes 100 pounds dripping wet..

    So, it’ll seat to horny teen agers, or one average adult. Even with the small people in it, the roll cage is useless, their shoulders are obviously outside of it.

    I won’t know if a bug hit the grill of my truck, or one of these things when they hit the road.

  • spreadthered

    If Obama get;s his cap and trade it’ll cost you a grand just to recharge it for an hour ride…..or 2 windmills.

  • Achance

    at the bar closest to my marina in one of those things and parking it alongside the Harley-Davidsons and the half and three-quarter ton pickups. If anybody saw it, I’d have to fight my way out. NO man, I don’t men metrosexual little punks like the one in the picture, NO MAN would be caught dead in one of those things! That’s worse than a Vespa. At least with a Vespa you could maintain some hope of getting a girl wearing a skirt to ride with you.