Small President Clings to Big Bird
Barack Obama, 2008: “If you don’t have any fresh ideas, then you use stale tactics to scare the voters. If you don’t have a record to run on, then you paint your opponent as someone people should run from. You make a big election about small things.”
Barack Obama, 2012: Big Bird! Big Bird! Big Bird!
Today’s lesson in campaign implosions brought to you by the national debt number of $16,000,000,000,000
On Journey to Ernie, we’ll look for him and our diplomatic security forces in Libya.
And on Elmo’s world, we’ll color on the back of unemployment compensation registration forms.
“Come and play