Today we receive some helpful hints and tips from the Weekly World News on recognizing aliens in the workplace. As we ponder some of the nominees that President Obama has put forth for his cabinet and some of the folks that they will no doubt bring with them to the White House as aids and assistants, it is imperative that we be on the lookout for aliens.
I became particularly concerned about this issue when I discovered that the number one symptom of “alien workplace syndrome” was
1. Weird or mismatched clothes. “Often aliens don’t fully understand the different styles, so they wear combinations that are in bad taste, such as checked pants with a striped shirt or a tuxedo jacket with blue jeans or sneakers,” noted Brad Steiger, a renowned UFO investigator and author.
Considering President Obama’s inauguration-night attire faux pas, we must strongly consider whether or not our President is, indeed, an illegal alien.
Enjoy your weekend and let’s be careful out there.
BREAKING NEWS: I just received word that there is even more evidence of an Obamian alien connection. More news as it happens…
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randy streu Saturday, January 24th at 12:15PM EST (link)A John Carpenter reference. God Bless you, NT.
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aliens in the cabinet
Caleb Howe Saturday, January 24th at 12:21PM EST (link)Speaking of aliens in the cabinet:

Hillary as General Chang.
heh. That’s my graphic, Tommy Christopher’s blog, from set we did at AOL.
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Caleb Howe Saturday, January 24th at 12:31PM EST (link)Full size available by clicking. Obama girl as Orion girl.
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Without a doubt...
bs Saturday, January 24th at 12:35PM EST (link)your finest Photoshop work.
Decorum is fo’ suckas - unless it’s one of the good guys
Assad congratulates Mashaal on Hamas's 'victory' over Israel...arrrrg!
Beasley Beesmeal Saturday, January 24th at 1:01PM EST (link)I think this speaks for itself…..
“Syrian President Bashar Assad congratulated Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal Saturday on his organization’s “victory” in the Gaza Strip, Syrian news agency SANA reported.
Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal…
At a meeting in Damascus with Mashaal and a Hamas delegation, Assad said that Israel had failed to achieve its objectives in Operation Cast Lead, “despite using its most lethal weaponry.”
This, he said, was “proof of the Palestinian people’s dedication to their rights over the land and their deep belief in the ultimate victory over the occupation and aggression.”
The Hamas delegation reportedly expressed its gratitude to Assad for Syria’s support.”
"we must strongly consider whether or not our President is, indeed, an illegal alien."
Tbone Saturday, January 24th at 1:04PM EST (link)Well, I wouldn’t have to if he could have raised enough money to pay $5.00 for a copy of his birth certificate.
As for him being from outer space? Nah, just another cheap crooked politician from Chicago.
Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.
Thanks to Nelson for the "Create Your Own Obama Speech" link
6eorge Jetson Saturday, January 24th at 1:16PM EST (link)Create Your Own Obama Speech:
My (second) version
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Love it!
Trelaina Saturday, January 24th at 2:11PM EST (link)Here’s mine (second try):
My fellow Americans, today is a sad day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “dishonesty”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually change.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces socialist and marxist challenges like never before. Our economy is awful. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for arugula. Our healthcare system is unparalleled. If your head is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a shrink. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a Chicago politician. But floundering together we can right this ship, and set a course for Hawaii.
Finally, I must thank my lousy family, my criminal campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank left-wing maniac liberals for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of protecting the American people. Without your honest efforts, none of this would have been possible.
“I would be a poor Commander in Chief”
– Barack Obama, July 3 2008
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Trelaina Saturday, January 24th at 1:25PM EST (link)Is anyone else getting a “duplicate comment” message when you post?
The comment shows up (and only once it seems) but the error comes up every time. I don’t think I’m hitting anything twice…
“I would be a poor Commander in Chief”
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It happened to me a few times, but it's a good thing
civil_truth Saturday, January 24th at 1:53PM EST (link)Sometimes despite our best intentions, when we hit the post button, it sends out a duplicate signal. The new RS system is able to detect that and blocks the second transmission with this “duplicate” message. However, the message does post one time, so the system is doing its job. This has definitely cut down on indadvertent duplicate postings, which used to plague me in months past.
I’m not sure why you’re getting this message “every” time - perhaps you’ve got an oversensitive mouse.
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True enough
Trelaina Saturday, January 24th at 2:14PM EST (link)Just wanted to know if it was me….
…and the way my laptop is acting these days, it wouldn’t suprise me a bit if it was truly clicking more than once.
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So THAT'S why Hawaii won't produce the birth certificate
scottbomb Saturday, January 24th at 1:42PM EST (link)The aliens are holding the world hostage, brainwashing the people into voting for one of their own; someone the people certainly would not do if they were sane. I suspect the Masons have a hand in this as well.
But fear not, for there is an antidote to the alien brainwashing: a daily dose of Limbaugh for at least 3 weeks has been shown to bring some people back to reality.
http://www.HowObamaGotElected.com
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948
More evidence
JohnRichardson Saturday, January 24th at 2:49PM EST (link)of the alien take over of our Government:
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/01/mark-your-time-humans.html
ha ha ha awesome -nt
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There is no other explanation for Waxman
bs Saturday, January 24th at 2:59PM EST (link)He reminds me of that scene from Men In Black where Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are standing in front of the big screen that shows all of the people out there in the world who are actually aliens. Waxman was undoubtedly on that display.
Decorum is fo’ suckas - unless it’s one of the good guys
Can you Feds buy my vote w/ debt to be borne by my grandkids?
6eorge Jetson Saturday, January 24th at 5:15PM EST (link)” Yes, we can! “
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The Abortion so called "Middle Ground"
DONTREADONME Saturday, January 24th at 11:41PM EST (link)is when the states can decide whether they be a state that protects unborn murder or will be pro-life. That’s the middle ground. I am just so sick of the bickering over this subject, so many here believe there is no middle ground but if there has to be let us live in a state that chooses to be pro-life not forced to live under a Federal Government that protects an abhorrent practice.
I am going to go off here...
DONTREADONME Saturday, January 24th at 11:56PM EST (link)AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH…………………………………… When did I step into the twilight zone….. Someone please slap me here! Obama got up this morning brushed his hair put on his shoes, went out jogging came back sipped on a cocktail with Michelle, blah, blah, blah and blah. I do not know what irks me more, Obama or the media’s fawning over him. For right now, I will state that I can not stand the MSM. What is wrong with these people. I just got done watching 1408, geez I feel like that guy at the moment. Anyway, this is an open thread after all.
Tax Relief or Government Stimulus?
DONTREADONME Saturday, January 24th at 11:59PM EST (link)Either way, private companies, small business and corporations benefit in the ends, it is just how fast do you want to get the money into the economy. Arrrggghhh…
Military Strategy vs. Political Strategy and Alinsky
DONTREADONME Sunday, January 25th at 12:33AM EST (link)I have been seeing some references to military strategies and application to the conservative strategy, and I am some what at a lost as to the parallel. The beauty of war is that I can eliminate my opponent throught the use of projectiles, explosions, chemicals and weapons. I can also cause low moral within the ranks; however, I still need to eliminate the enemy. So my main question is what is our weapon when it comes to the Conservative movement and the stopping of the liberal hordes? My first guess is truth, and sometimes truth takes time to be seen. Just another open thread thougth.
My opinion...
akhardys Sunday, January 25th at 12:44AM EST (link)The main weapon is Education. The ordinance to fire out of the weapon is the Constitution. I truly think that liberals get away with much of what they do through sheer ignorance on the part of too many of our countrymen as to how and why this country became what it is.
“…to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic…”
The hardest part akhardys...
DONTREADONME Sunday, January 25th at 12:51AM EST (link)is to infiltrate that realm. Right now the hardest part is to get through to the twenty something that has spent the last decade plus years of indoctrination. I should have been a teacher to help, but my expertise and interests are in science and engineering which does not deal with matters of the political. Although, now much of science is being politicized. I can not disagree with your assessment, but stopping the ignorance is getting harder and harder. I am surprised I made it to my 30 something not a liberal.
I want to Live not Survive
DONTREADONME Sunday, January 25th at 1:07AM EST (link)All, I had a chance to watch the movie WALLE the other and I found one part that stuck out that is so should be a principle of Conservatism. What does this mean exactly, well apparently with the support of the Democrats many Americans will now just survive rather than live because they no longer choose to take on the risks of life. Just another open thread thought.