Possible Obama Speech found in Trash

By: Cargosquid (Diary)  |  June 16th at 12:12 AM  | 

Good evening. (LIE! Obama is on the air.) As we speak, our nation faces a multitude of challenges. At home, our top priority is to recover and rebuild from take advantage of? a recession that has touched the lives of nearly every American to advance my agenda. Abroad, our brave men and women in uniform are taking the fight to al Qaeda wherever it exists | Read More »

Apparently, President Obama Is Flexible

By: Cargosquid (Diary)  |  June 10th at 12:58 PM  | 

President Obama is going to kick his own ass. That should be on pay per view. Even Rolling Stone knows whose ass needs to be kicked. First, the President votes “present”, stating that he doesn’t have the authority to control the cleanup. Then, “The buck,” he reiterated the next day on the sullied Louisiana coastline, “stops with me.” By this, I’m sure, he meant that | Read More »