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“If you ain’t Airborne, you ain’t s**t.”

I was in the Army. I did a lot of weird, fun stuff while I was in the Army. The Army has all sorts of pecking orders.

I was smart enough not to volunteer for Ranger School. (I already knew that beating my head against a wall in ice cold water for long periods of time would be painful.)

One fun thing, though, separated the “boys” from the “men.” Jumping out of airplanes.

If you had your five jumps, and, hence, the right to display on your uniform your Airborne Wings, you could say things like the following, in a low, measured tone to your fellow soldiers while pointing to your Wings, “Some men wear them, others admire them.” You either had the testicles (or foolishness) to jump five times out of a perfectly good airplane, or not.

I want to create a Republican Party precinct committeeman medallion the equivalent of the Army’s Airborne Wings. You either are “tough enough” to become a precinct committeeman, or not. You either are a player, or not.

Because if you ain’t a conservative Republican Party precinct committeeman, you ain’t s**t.

Thank you.

ColdWarrior

I am only one. But I am a conservative Republican Party precinct committeeman and desperately trying to recruit more in whatever demented way my feeble mind can conceive (so please don’t be offended but please humor me and become a precinct committeeman immediately, or else you’ll have to keep reading my haranguing tripe.)

www.theprecinctproject.wordpress.com

COMMENTS

  • nessa

    What do I have to do to get a star and a wreath on it? Just don’t add any “distinctive headgear”, I’m through with wearing a wool blanket on my head, be it maroon or any other color.

    “What manner of men are these who wear the maroon beret?
    They are firstly, all volunteers and are then toughened by hard physical training. As a result they have that infectious optimism and that offensive eagerness which comes from physical well being. They have jumped from the air and by doing so have conquered fear.
    Their duty lies in the van of battle; they are proud of their honour and have never failed in any task. They have the highest standards in all things whether it be skills in battle or smartness in execution of all peacetime duties.
    They have shown themselves to be as tenacious and determined in defence as they are courageous in attack. They are in fact, men apart.
    Every Man an Emperor.”
    -Field Marshall the Viscount Montgomery of Alamein.

    • http://www.theprecinctproject.wordpress.com ColdWarrior

      By the way, I never capitalize “the left.” They don’t deserve it.

      As a former soldier (are we ever “former” soldiers?), and a pro-right to keep and bear arms kind of guy, I recall back in the mid 1990s a few of my compatriots set forth, in our newsletter, a list of our favorite war movies. Now, I don’t troll around too often in the leftist part of the web and blogosphere, but it does strike me that the likelihood of a “Top Ten List of the Greatest War Movies of All Time” does not reside in that part of the web or blogosphere.

      Unfortunately, I’m unable to find a digital copy of that list. And the hard copies are packed away in a box somewhere. But I do recall that “Hell Is For Heroes” was one of my favorites. And “A Bridge Too Far.” And “The Bridge Over the River Kwai.” And “April Morning.” And, too, that nice little movie about my alumnus, “Patton.”

      Thank you.

      ColdWarrior