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"For the big finale to my Senate career, I will take each of these eggs and break them on my face."

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"If we want to take this party back, and I think we can someday, let’s get to work." – Barry Goldwater

Sen. Charles Schumer (left) sits along side crate of eggs.

as much as the exact same product that isn't labeled "organic".

Socialism doesn't work. It looks nice on paper, but it's been tried and it's failed miserably every time (usually accompanied by widespread death and suffering).
Proud member of the V.R.W.C.

...did I mention that Hillary campaign has hired me to sing her new campaign song?

I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
And cackle when Barack says "Yes We Can!"
'Cuz I'm a woman - W-O-M-A-N!

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"We want great men who, when fortune frowns, will not be discouraged." - Colonel Henry Knox

Where did Senator Obama go? He's up to date on Whole Foods prices. What did I just spend on this?

"Look, you protesters, you unseated delegates and unrepresented voters from Florida and Michigan, if you're going throw eggs at us in Denver, please remember to make sure that they're organic eggs."

"If it wasn't for the fact that my friend Dick Durbin was supporting it, I'd be arguing with every fiber of my being about how the Democratic Party should't be putting all its eggs into one fragile basket."
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"But since Senator Durbin thinks it's fine, he must be right. It's going to be an expensive basket for everyone."
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Shorter caption:

"These are Senator Durbin's eggs, and they're going to cost us plenty."

"If you don't like our ethanol policies driving up food prices, then why don't you suck on these!"

"No matter how much lipstick you put on the taxation pig, it's still a pig... and it's currently snout-down in your wallet." - Michael Fisk

hatched these eggs are now chicken parts.

One of these things doesn't belong here.
One of these things just does not belong.
Can you tell which thing doesn't belong here
By the time I finish my song?

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Gone 2500 years, still not PC.

" I brought the eggs, who brought the bagels and lox?"

The 10 time, World Eggsucking Champion, displays the finer points of what makes him the biggest and best "Eggsucker" of all time...

"Personally when I'm campaigning I usually don't eat eggs, I prefer pastrami." But in this case I'm telling you the sandwich is spoiled and you should try the eggs. Hillary Clinton makes the best scrambled eggs. I'm a big fan."

He started his day on Friday by meeting with breakfast diners in Newburgh and visiting a school in Mamaroneck in Westchester County. He then rode into Manhattan, where he stopped for a pastrami sandwich at Katz's Deli -- the nation's oldest such establishment -- founded in 1888 on the lower East Side.

"America's chicken eggs... have come home to roost."

"I got a 1600 on my SATs before attending Harvard and I can tell you with all my wisdom: these suck, and the people who buy them are idiots."

There may not be a better embodiment of the career politician than the 54-yearold Brooklyn native. After scoring a perfect 1600 on his SAT test, Schumer went off to Harvard and stayed there through law school. Returning home, he decided to skip the bar and run for the state assembly instead. He was all of 23 years old at the time. He won that election, in 1974, and has been on the public payroll ever since, never losing a race as he climbed his way up from the backbenches of Albany to the U.S. House of Representatives in 1980 and, finally, to the Senate in 1998.

"Apparently, you can get these at a place called a 'farm.'

-streu-
Insert relevant witticism here

Kill the terrorists
Protect the borders
Punch the hippies -- Frank J

And why are brown eggs so rare and so hard to get in this country? Why the lack of opportunity? It is the inherent racism and sexism in America, as epitomized by the Republican Party and those who attack Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton.

We need affirmative action for Brown Eggs, now, to insure equal opportunity!

is patently offensive and should be banned as hate speech. The more accpetable reference is "pre-chicken" and should henceforth be used. I have introduced legislation...

balls that have recently been "laid" by Democratic legislators who were swept into office in 2006 promising an end to the war in Iraq and a better politics.

"The most dangerous form in which oppression can overshadow a community is that of popular sway" -James Fenimore Cooper

My staff informs me that these are where chickens come from, but we all know that chickens come from the Democratic Party.

into why scrambled eggs don't taste like chicken when chickens come from eggs?

"Melanie Sloan laid these for me today, and just wait until I start throwing them."

now we're going to start shoving these up the taxpayer's [garbled], but don't worry, they're organic!

When I told her I was supporting Obama. But hey! At least the DNC will be bringin home the bacon eh?? EH???! (wink nudge)

"Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper" Peter Griffin...Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity....or else!!!

...And somewhere in the white house, a griddle is warming up. Who do you trust to make that omelette? Who do you want selecting the cheese, making the hard decision between ham and bacon? Oil or butter?

Hillary Clinton for President...
...because you can't destroy America's health care industry without breaking some eggs.

The modern liberal is defined as one whose sense of guilt has exceeded his capacity for restitution - making it not only forgivable, but morally superior to raid someone else's larder to pay his bottomless debt.

That's ORGANIC... with an 'N'.

Sen Schumer: "Due to us raising taxes we regret to inform you that we will have to downsize from a chicken in every pot, to an egg in every pan...uhhhh...pans sold separately"

"Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper" Peter Griffin...Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity....or else!!!

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Finrod's First Law of Bandwidth:
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it takes the bandwidth of ten thousand.

all these catholics on the court." "He told me to go suck eggs, and there is nothing I wont do to help a fellow democrat."

"Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty"
Kyle

They're brown on the outside, thin skinned, and yellow on the inside.

"Government of the people, by the people, for the people."
A. Lincoln

I glanced at Hillary's schedule and she is spending an awful lot of time in North Carolina today and this weekend. Is she and her campaign seeing something in their internal polling that we are not? Perhaps she is looking to give Obama a pyrric victory by holding him to under 10 pts, and limiting him to 30-40% of the white vote. Perhaps she is confident that she has Indiana in the bag?

“.....women and minorities hardest hit”

but my staff drastically underestimated the number of pots. Therefore, we will be distributing these chicken-alternatives until Congress can expand the Chicken Program to meet the unexpected demand."

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Damn the Obama! Full speed ahead!

Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) defends President John F. Kerry's decision to move the Pentagon away from spitball research by displaying the latest product of the "peace dividend." "Part of giving the troops the tools, as well as the protein, they need to fight in this ever changing struggle," Schumer said in his remarks.

"Many of us are quite disposed to barter [freedom] away for what we call energy, coercion, and some other terms we use as vaguely as that of liberty - There is often as great a rage for change and novelty in politics, as in amusements and fashions." ~ Federal Farmer

GC made these chicks feel like natural women!

"Okay, we can kill the goose now!"

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Wyoming people deserve the truth!
Just another Bitter white-boy clinging to guns and God!

"You guys are such eggheads for voting for me."

They just destroyed another crop of Demcratic voters

These aren't eggs... they are a demonstration of chickens exercising their right to choose.

The modern liberal is defined as one whose sense of guilt has exceeded his capacity for restitution - making it not only forgivable, but morally superior to raid someone else's larder to pay his bottomless debt.

Those who listen to Rush know what 'you-know-what' is...

Kill the terrorists
Protect the borders
Punch the hippies -- Frank J

http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200805/mccain-conservatism

"McCain, in short, is an antirevolutionary, not a counterrevolutionary. No wonder, then, he invoked Burke twice to an audience of skeptical conservatives—or, perhaps more accurately, skeptical “conservatives.” And no wonder some of them booed. To movement conservatives, McCain represented heresy. But to the conservative movement, he represented a return to home truth"

I know most of RedStaters won't agree with this "Jonathan Rauch" article. As for me, after arguing so much that McCain is a "burkean conservative" I can't help feeling vindicated. Read the whole thing.

I thought this was a family blog?

Barack's comin' over for brunch, and we're gonna have us a arugula and iberian hame omlet.

gouging consumers unconscionably. I think government induced shortages are in order.

"a man's admiration for absolute government is proportinate to the contempt he feels for those around him". Tocqueville

The chickens came home to roost.

That golden egg layin' goose aint got nothin' on me!

AzRenegade

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"I just want to remind everyone on this committee, we love the troops! If it wasnt for those dastardly Republicans blocking the supplemental that should have been done months ago, we Democrats would have already sent cargo planes full of these for our troops to sling at the insurgents! This war would have ended long ago under our brilliant strategy! And saved us tons of money on those needless expensive bullets!"

I find your lack of faith....disturbing.
-Vader

DEVILED EGGS.

...these chickens will never come home to roost."

Schumer press conference: "Today I am introducing a $4.1 Billion Federal program to reduce the number of inmates in New York City Jails. ONE DOZEN EGGS will be given to each current inmate who, upon his or her immediate release, agrees to attend a 10 week course taught by NYC Dept of Social Workers entitled 'How to be a Success in Life by Doing Your Homework in a Timely Fashion.' In addition one dozen eggs will be given to anyone who turns in a C130 Cobra Gunship other similar hand assault gun."

who said I don't have any juevos???

what happens when she cackles, but how did she get them all to drop into this fancy carton without any hands?

now brown? What were you doing in the bathroom? Where's Mr. Lemmingwinks?
Tim Schieferecke