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Biden: A masterful stroke of genius from the Obama camp

Campaign looks at New Slogans

With the pick of Joe Biden the Obama campaign has managed to put Delaware into play and all of its Electoral Votes. Biden all but guarantees that Obama will win that state.

Wow! I am breathless with the boldness of this move.

It will certainly require the McCain campaign to go back and rethink its nominee — someone who could possibly counteract the Joementum that this pick will generate.

I wonder of Bob Keeshan is still alive?

With the addition of Sen Joe Biden to the ticket, the campaign is looking for a new slogan that encompasses the theme of the whole ticket. These are slogans presently being considered.

Some Hope And Some Change!

Every Man a King

A chicken in every pot. A car in every garage!

Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too

A time for greatness

All the way, Its all show with LBJ BHO

All power to the Soviets

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COMMENTS

  • Tim_Schieferecke

    Wait… Obama has a bad case of that too. If I could harness all of Obama’s unscripted stuttering, I could use it as auxillary power for my boat. Uhh Uhh Uhh Ba Ba Ba Na Na Na Vroom!

    • gamecock

      One of the most overlooked episodes during the 1987 collapse of Biden’s campaign was a snippet of footage captured by C-Span in which the Delaware senator, in response to a question about where he went to law school and what sort of grades he received, delivered this classic line: “I think I have a much higher IQ than you do.”

      http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/2008/08/thecaseagainstjoebiden.html

  • Tim_Schieferecke

    Q-Why do schools in Iowa perform better than the ones in Washington D.C.?

    Biden- There’s less than one percent of the population of Iowa that is African American. There is probably less than four or five percent that are minorities. What is it in Washington? So look, it goes back to what you start off with, what you’re dealing with.

    • rbdwiggins

      is higher than all of the Bible-thumping, gun-totting, knuckle-dragging Neanderthals combined.

      • gamecock

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        • rbdwiggins
          • gamecock

            spewed OJ on the keyboard!

  • rjd27

    a chimp as his running mate now, and it wouldn’t matter.

    I don’t want to say this election is the bag, because the ball is in McCain’s court. He doesn’t need a homerun VP pick, but he can’t strikeout either.

  • gamecock

    the pitchers are too cracked up to pitch straight!

  • rjd27

    n/t

  • itrytobenice

    I hadn’t heard that one. It deserves its own 527.

  • rbdwiggins

    Put a smile on GC’s face, Obama chose Biden and I’m headed to the links with a new set of custom-fitted Titleist AP1′s, Vokey wedges and Scotty Cameron Studio Select.

    It really is possible to find a little slice of Heaven here on Earth.

  • itrytobenice

    I hadn’t heard that one. It deserves its own 527.

  • NightTwister

  • Tim_Schieferecke

    Remember his 7/11 and Dunkin’ Donuts comment. He should be known as Gaffe Schmuck.

  • phred

    Has anyone considered that Biden may bring to the big tent of victimhood the as yet, untapped plagiarists voting block?

    This could be much bigger than the massive Delaware electorate. Maybe even enough to makeup for the loss of the Indian vote.

  • David_Hinz

    We all remember their little difficulty. They are a natural constituency

  • phred

    about Biden, to be fair here is the rest of that quote about Iowa vs. D.C. schools:

    ?When you have children coming from dysfunctional homes, when you have children coming from homes where there?s no books, where the mother from the time they?re born doesn?t talk to them ? as opposed to the mother in Iowa who?s sitting out there and talks to them, the kid starts out with a 300 word larger vocabulary at age three. Half this education gap exists before the kid steps foot in the classroom,?

    Though not as abrasive, this does bring on another set of incensed black commentary. Check out:

    http://www.jackandjillpolitics.com/2008/08/why-bidens-racist-behind-aint-gonna-be-vp/