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By: TobyToons (Diary)  |  March 12th, 2010 at 08:00 AM  | 

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Frontal Obamamy


Newsflash: Congressional Democrats have secretly been receiving the first new medical procedure under Obamacare, the Frontal Obamamy. How else can you explain their desire to so blatantly ignore the will of the people of the United States?

Instead of being able to think for themselves and block Obama’s Jedi mind control over them, something seems to have been inserted into their frontal lobes, thus boosting his mind control signal.

Medical researchers believe that the only cure for the Frontal Obamamy is bathing in blood. I guess we’ll find out in November. Some Democrats have opted out of this procedure for now, but may still get caught up in November’s blood bath.

Opting instead for a stiff drink, one such Democrat was purported to have said: “Hey, I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal Obamamy!”

Cross-posted at: TobyToons.com

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  • hunter

    Hope and change at work.

  • izoneguy

    • Richard Mullins

      because that shows a lack of intelligence. I never do that with the Truck. I make sure that the doors are closed before cleaning. I don’t want this person close to where I live.

    • Duke

      Maybe Obamabots are infected with the “Seinfeld BO Virus.” The only way to remove the funk is to pressure-wash the inside of the vehicle.

      • Richard Mullins

        I just say it as it is. You should have some understanding of how to wash a car before doing it.

  • renny

    It sure is a Dem. Stepford Congress that has been fighting with itself for nearly a year over a law or program the nation abandoned last July.

  • throwback59

    blindly follow the Chosen One. I believe that’s called an Obatomy.
    Both groups having had this proceedure are then classified as “Obamatons.”

  • http://www.tobytoons.com TobyToons

    it sounded too much like removing thoughts of Obama from the brain. Instead ,an Obamamy is the act of adding something (the jedi mind control device).