Newsflash: Congressional Democrats have secretly been receiving the first new medical procedure under Obamacare, the Frontal Obamamy. How else can you explain their desire to so blatantly ignore the will of the people of the United States?
Instead of being able to think for themselves and block Obama’s Jedi mind control over them, something seems to have been inserted into their frontal lobes, thus boosting his mind control signal.
Medical researchers believe that the only cure for the Frontal Obamamy is bathing in blood. I guess we’ll find out in November. Some Democrats have opted out of this procedure for now, but may still get caught up in November’s blood bath.
Opting instead for a stiff drink, one such Democrat was purported to have said: “Hey, I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal Obamamy!”
Cross-posted at: TobyToons.com
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Must be the the war of the drones
renny (Diary) Friday, March 12th at 8:08AM EDT (link)It sure is a Dem. Stepford Congress that has been fighting with itself for nearly a year over a law or program the nation abandoned last July.
Similar to what happens to voters when they
throwback59 Friday, March 12th at 9:13AM EDT (link)blindly follow the Chosen One. I believe that’s called an Obatomy.
Both groups having had this proceedure are then classified as “Obamatons.”
I almost went with the term Obatomy, but...
TobyToons (Diary) Friday, March 12th at 11:07AM EDT (link)it sounded too much like removing thoughts of Obama from the brain. Instead ,an Obamamy is the act of adding something (the jedi mind control device).
“A government at bottom is nothing more than a group of men, and as a practical matter most of them are inferior men… Yet these nonentities, by the intellectual laziness of men in general… are generally obeyed as a matter of duty [and] assumed to have a kind of wisdom that is superior to ordinary wisdom.” -H.L. Menken
Obamatons on the march
hunter (Diary) Friday, March 12th at 9:17AM EDT (link)Hope and change at work.
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Great toon, here is an Obot washing her car
izoneguy (Diary) Friday, March 12th at 10:17AM EDT (link)Those who had once simpered: “I don’t want to destroy the rich, I only want to seize a little of their surplus to help the poor, just a little, they’ll never miss it!” – then, later, had snapped: “The tycoons can stand being squeezed; they’ve amassed enough to last them for three generations” – then, later, had yelled: “Why should the people suffer while businessmen have reserves to last a year?” – now were screaming: “Why should we starve while some people have reserves to last a week?” – Atlas Shrugged
I don't understand why these people get Driver's Licenses
Richard Mullins (Diary) Friday, March 12th at 10:57AM EDT (link)because that shows a lack of intelligence. I never do that with the Truck. I make sure that the doors are closed before cleaning. I don’t want this person close to where I live.
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Joe Biden is like a Decrepit Park owner with a Meth lab that happens to not only be a dealer but a user.
Let’s Bankrupt the Democratic paty. Make spend all the money to defend thier candidates.
Cut her some slack!
Duke Friday, March 12th at 11:25AM EDT (link)Maybe Obamabots are infected with the “Seinfeld BO Virus.” The only way to remove the funk is to pressure-wash the inside of the vehicle.
It’s not about a purge. It’s about an insurrection.
I don't cut idiots slack at all
Richard Mullins (Diary) Friday, March 12th at 11:30AM EDT (link)I just say it as it is. You should have some understanding of how to wash a car before doing it.
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Joe Biden is like a Decrepit Park owner with a Meth lab that happens to not only be a dealer but a user.
Let’s Bankrupt the Democratic paty. Make spend all the money to defend thier candidates.