Ronnie – Here is a line from my best selling book:
I have brought “Change” to the White House, where you (Reagan) and your minions were carrying out your dirty deeds.

- you know it’s true.

Look, I don’t like this any more than you do. Just, smile, okay?

nt

I read your book and I don’t know what you mean by limited government, strong military and rugged individualism. Can you ‘splain these to me? pretty please?”

“Help me Obi-Ron Kenobi, you’re my only hope!”

Your sincerity, your warmth, your charm and sense of humor! How did you do it?

How did you like my rendition of “chocolate Rain”?

n/t

Reagan (thinking): “Help! Someone please send my bust back to the British, c/o Margaret Thatcher. Stat!” — Obama: “There, there. It’s okay. If you were a community organizer, you would have been on Mt. Rushmore like me.”

More entries:

Next to TOTUS, you’re taught me *ALL* I know.

TOTUS hearts The Great Communicator. [Spoken sincerely, but having no idea how stupid this sounds.]

Did they call you “The Gripper” because you were able to hold on to the job for two terms?

O: ‘I hate you. Really. I wish you were never born. But Cass said we need this photo op big-time.’

I’ve got a couple that refer to Bonzo, but would probably be construed as racist, so I’ll submit this one.

“You chose ME to replace Ron Jr? Gee, thanks Dad!

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This republic was not established by cowards; and cowards will not preserve it. ~~Elmer Davis

I am stone forged from the fires of creation into flesh ~~Pamela1631

The greatest civilization is one where all citizens are equally armed and can only be persuaded, never forced.~~Maj. L. Caudill, USMC (Ret.)

The Concord Project: Fighting for Freedom in the Fall

Reagan’s response, “Don’t know you son, go your own way.”

Maybe this will bring me some common sense!

Who am I going to return this bust to?

Tell me again about the ’84 election when you took 49 states. It makes my leg tingle.”

http://electoralmap.net/1984.php

( I like any excuse to link to that map.)

I’m really just like him. No REALLY!

Boy, if this really works I’ll buy myself a cowboy hat and start riding a horse.

Like our military, you make a great photo op.

guys are on fire today.
Bambi’s ears must be burning.

What you did Reagan inspired me to become who I am…….

- I’d like to show you some of our new TSA “pat-down” techniques.

if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?

“Now that Oberman is gone, it is just you and me Bro!”

Yeah, yeah…limited government, rugged individualism, inspired leadership, honest confrontation, folksy good humor…I got all that. But tell me. What’s the secret of your success?

Obama is definitely in whiny farmboy mode. (and yes, I know I’m not misquoting Luke… makes it funnier)

Reagan, though. Reagan has become more powerful than Obama can comprehend, as an exemplar of conservative governance…

Mew

G-R-A-V-I-T-A-S

G-R-A-V-I-T-A-S

n/t

Ronne, how did you remembered all those one-liners and no tele-promter to help you? Tell me,please, I need real help.

Ronny, Ronny, Ronny–I want to be just like you–only different!

(Apologies to Richard Beltzer for stealing part of an old routine.)

I didn’t mean to…That other president. He never thrilled me like you do. Please take me back. I’m pleading, No, I’m begging. Just whisper in my ear those immortal words.

I’ll never sleep with my Hugo doll again. You and me. It’s you and me. So please, please please tell me. You said it to GW, why can’t you say it to me. I need to hear it from you. Just once.

::crickets::

OK. So you can’t say “4 more years.” Alright, I can live with that. It’s only that I was sorta hoping you wouldn’t hold that stuff against me.

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“Really, I’m channeling Goebbels advice about lying…”

“Biden bet me a dollar no one would buy it…”

“All I want is the success part…”

“It’s a good thing statues can’t talk…”

“Don’t worry, this will only take a moment…”

“Whose my favorite mask of the moment – you are-yes you are!”

“All I want is the teflon poppa Reagan…”

“Does my wittle Reagan maskiewaskie need his belly rubbed?”

“Don’t worry, when this fails it’s straight to cute kitten mode…”

“I believe in the power of Reagan!”

“The flipper’s got nothing on me gipper… watch my next trick…”

“and then next week I’m gonna tell them I’m the secret leader of the muslim brotherhood just to see their heads explode! Man, it just doesn’t get any better than this…”

“Now I really am the candidate you’ve been waiting for!”

Socialism, Deficit Spending, and Apology Tours

“Let’s just keep this between you and me, ok?”

N/T

lol

With apologies – and all due respect – to Ronaldus Maximus:

“One picture is worth 1,000 denials.”

“The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want the job.”

“Unlike you, to paraphrase Winston Churchill, I did take that oath with the intention of presiding over the dissolution of the world’s strongest economy. “

“When I grow up I want to be just like you”

Whenever I see these empty bubble cartoon caption contests I think the same thing:

Teleprompter’s down!

The caption contest could be renamed: “Waiting for the teleprompter…”

Obama is the complete insult to Reagan.

Will you be my Valentine you reactionary capitalist pig?

You saved freedom for the America,
now I’m going to destroy it.

I can make ronnie jr write another book

They think of me as the new you Reagan, in all 57 states.

“do you think you could put in a good word for me to be keynote speaker over That Woman?”

“After 2012, we’ll snub you like the bust of Churchill.”

nt

– “Why to the photographers keep telling me to act like I mean it?”

– “Let’s see if I have this right:
Step 1: Act nice towards your enemy
Step 2: Reach for a club”

– “Wow, this is a lot like hugging Michelle…”

“Thanks for being my date to the SOTU.”

“Ronald? Do I get three wishes?”

“Smile and nod. Just smile and nod.”

Isn’t it great that even though you ended the Cold War I’m the one with the Nobel Peace Prize?

“You see this guy, this guy’s in love with you
Yes I’m in love who looks at you the way I do
When you smile I can tell we know each other very
well

How can I show you I’m glad I
got to know you ’cause
I’ve heard some talk they say you think I’m fine
Yes I’m in love and what
I’d do to make you mine
Tell me now is it so don’t let me be the last to
know.

My hands are shakin’ don’t let my heart keep
breaking ’cause
I need your love, I want your love
Say you’re in love, in love with this guy, if not
I’ll just die…”

Obama: “Just relax and enjoy it…”

OBummer.”

“David Axelrod Told Me To Do This”

“If You’re The Shiny Object that Distracts People from My Failures, Do You Mind?”

“At Least They Had Your Birth Certificate”

“Hugging You Will Make My Life Better Off Than Four Years Ago.”

“I Love Small Government. Really, I Do.”

“Some People In My Party Hate You. Some People in My Party Hate Me! We’re Friends Now!”

“At Least I Don’t Have The Spread of Communism To Deal wi….Wait A Minute….”

Me and you and a dog named Boo……

“I love dead Republicans”

I just told them it was MOURNING in America – again!

“It’s Our New Narrative – Barack Hussein Obama, Reagan Democrat”

I know. I’ve discovered God and he is Government.

nt

“Will You Smoke Some Salmon With Me?”

“If I Had a Dollar for Every Time I Read About You In The Past Few Years, I Could Pay Off The National Debt.”

My other caption is probably not fit for mixed company

“Since I can’t get in your pants, this will have to do”

we the people know government is the problem

“one for the Gipper and the Griper”

“your legacy will be my legacy”

“please tell them to give me four more years”

“I need to fool some idiots, will you please pretend to be my friend?”

Next I’ll be standing on the Mexican border proclaiming to the world “Ms Napolitano, tear down this wall!”

n/t

Trust me Ronnie. Solar and wind power WILL keep the lights burning
on that “Shining City on a Hill.” ….
As long as there’s no clouds and the wind is blowing.

Woah, oh, grandpa, tell me ’bout the good old days.

n/t again

The price of arugula is skyrocketing and I don’t know what to do!

Sigh….what a touching moment. The Gipper and the Flipper.

Emphasis on all the “SS” sounds.

The first thing I thought was “My brother from another mother’!

it’s a good thing we aren’t doing the caption for what Reagan is thinking! Haha!

“I’ve Always Been Secretly Moved by Your Telling Gorbachev To Tear Down This Wall”

“Please Tell Me What To Do About China Because I Have No Idea Whatsoever”

“After Being Nudged By Erwin Chemerinsky A Few Times, I Wised Up.”

“There Might Be A Little Bit Of Hope Left For Me After All”

You were the Great Communicator;
I am the Great Prevaricator.

They like me! They really like me!

Could you have your people get with my people? Those Republicans are kicking my a@@!

“David Letterman Voted For Me”

“Everyone in Hollywood Voted For Me. What Happened With You?”

You were the Gipper–I’ll be known as the Blamer.

Trust ME America, I LOVE MY RONNIE!

%&*#@ White House photo ops!!!
Where’s my bust of Mao when I need it?

Ron, you’re killin’ me. Newt said the era of Reagan was over.

how’s that, Ronnie?

You are 24 Carat Gold, and I Neeeeeeed the money!

Ron, help me out here…you’re casting a shadow over me…I’m just gonna nudge your legacy to the left a little…there we go. That’s better.

Dadddyyyyy…..will you tell me how that story goes again? Pleeeeeeasssssee?

I’ve allllllways loved you, Daddy……Really…….

Will you read me “It’s Bedtime for Bonzo” – that’s my favorite!

n/t

For us Southerners:
“Thanks for not coming up out of your grave and snatching me bald headed.”

“Is this good? Take the picture! TAKE THE PICTURE NOW!”

And I think we’re going to succeed.”

Reagan originally said this. Funny how history repeats itself.

“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.”

Cowboy hat/boots??? Nahhhh! God and country?…not buying it. Maybe if I moved to your RIGHT side? How about a hair flip! That would be Reaganesque, for sure! Sigh….Wait! I know! I know! I’ll have Nancy seance you back for a fireside chat, I will talk and you can nod your head! Yesssssssssssss….!

Cowboy hat/boots??? Nahhhh! God and country?…not buying it. Maybe if I moved to your RIGHT side? How about a hair flip! That would be Reaganesque, for sure! Sigh….Wait! I know! I know! I’ll have Nancy seance you back for a fireside chat, I will talk and you can nod your head! Yesssssssssssss….! Top that Sarah!

Ok old man, once and for all, where’s The Shining City on the Hill? I still can’t find it.

(n/t)

Singing… (cannot make music notes on the computer)

“Everybody needs somebody to leeeeeean on!”

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I will update the original post with the link also.

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Thanks again for participating.

You have to admit, I make a better Ron, Jr.

“should I call you dad, your son and I have alot in common”

“I too am called the great communicator”

Obama: I love you, your y idol.

Statue: Uh dude get off me.