Muslim Hoodbrother: “And we shall help you!”

President Obama has declared and end to all foreign affairs to concentrate solely on the Republican Party and those that contribute to them..

that’s punishment enough!

Is that the the royal ‘we’?

Get ‘em Barrack! But with CIVILITY!

With friends like this, who needs enemies?

Get Hawaii on the line…How much for one of those Birth certificates ?

MB: ” Thank Allah! Obama still worried about Palin!”

He *actually* believes us.

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Note to self: Make sure the Queen gets a copy of this dribble for her iPod.

Welcome to the Brotherhood, my son.

Mega dittos!

“Two years in, and he’s still blaming Bush.”

“I love American political discourse. It’s so…civil.”

“I thought I was the king of De Nile.”

WHAT! Now he wants a stroke a hole.

“Excellent again, my son. You always read the text messages aloud exactly as we send them. Nobody will ever know our little secret and we know full well you will forever stand with us as the political winds have shifted in our direction.”

we too consider the American people to be our enemies. Perhaps we could punish them together.

We will surrender if you will JUST SHUT UP!!

The infidel’s mouth is as big as his ears…

“I wonder if he will ever realize that we hacked his teleprompter ages ago.”

(said mockingly).

You lie! (Which is a good thing.) Glad that cowboy Dubya isn’t the sheriff anymore.

No worries.Obama’s referring to members of the The Great Satan, America’s Tea Party, not us. (Spoken in the dismissive tone of the Hitler-spoof movie clip).

Who needs Baghdad Bob — or that Gibbs guy — when we’ve got this guy working for us?

But I thought I was a friend of Kenya?

Well, I guess I can’t move to Chicago…

Abdulah, Jamahl, come here, queeck!
He is at it ageen.
Joost how much more can the Amerkahns take.

Mainstream America… Oh good, we’re not on the list.

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Israel and the UK.

Thanks be to Allah that you just need to be an enemy of America to be a friend of Obama.

You said you’s still respect me in the morning!

This republic was not established by cowards; and cowards will not preserve it. ~~Elmer Davis

I am stone forged from the fires of creation into flesh ~~Pamela1631

The greatest civilization is one where all citizens are equally armed and can only be persuaded, never forced.~~Maj. L. Caudill, USMC (Ret.)

The Concord Project: Fighting for Freedom in the Fall

Yeah, riiight.

o.r

“Yes, brother, they’ll bring ballots, we’ll bring bombs”

Where is Jimmy Carter when we need him?!?!?

Yeah, and he will focus on creating jobs too?

OR

And they said Bush was an idiot!?!?!

that means he’s gonna friend me on Facebook, too!

“Hey Mohamed. What are you gonna put on his teleprompter next?”

That’s the best I could come up with in. Must move on to other things…

His enemies? Heck, I’m not a Republican!

Allah is pleased. Your 72 virgins are waiting,

Scrawny little dictator wanna be!

friends. Great job you did on the UK.

of the Tea Party!!!

I guess he is talking about the Tea Parties, whew Obama had me going there for a minute!!

MB says, “I’d sure hate to be Rush Limbaugh right now.”

To wait, Obama is doing the work for them!

we’re being co-opted!”

Most of the fun is reading what everyone comes up with

Tea Partiers, right?

We, on the other hand, will punish Mubarak’s friends–which includes YOU!

Boo-hoo! I am SOOOOO SCARED!

Not if we punish you first!

Just like Carter punished the Ayatollah—bwahahahaha!

Who’s the kid with the big ears?

Oh good. Obama is declaring war on Fox News again!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend!

“Best investment we ever made!”

“Allah bless you for taking on the great satan!”

“We must see this man re-elected!”

“I admire his straight face, ensure his check arrives on time Abdul.”

“I could kiss him, he’s so cute!”

“Go get’em Barry!”

“and by 2015 he is to declare no more elections for the caliphate of North America!”

“What did he say? He doesn’t mean us right?”

“At least he puts up a better front than Carter ever did!”

………….but Winston Churchill is already dead!

Hey Obama, that’s my line!

Isn’t plagiarism illegal in America?

Obama stole those words out of my mouth!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

You go boy!

Got to love that infidel Obama!

Thanks be to Allah in the WH!

Another off prompter slip?

Obama outs himself!

What a dunce, he was supposed to stay in the closet!

News flash–Allah speaks from the WH!

We have overcome!

That’s my boy!

Obama finally speaks truth!

Penance from the infidel’s leader!

Obama tells supporters: prepare for war!

N/T

Hey, Barry, have you mentioned the burka to Michelle?

“I wouldn’t want to be fox news right now”

“I see your ‘punishment’, and raise you a 2 stonings and a beheading.”

You just can’t fix stupid, my friend.

“I’ll see your ‘punishment’, and raise you 2 stonings and a beheading.”

“BWA HA HA HA!” (facial expression should be slightly altered)

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tea baggers

There is a new guy hosting the ‘Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grade Islamic Jihadist?’ Show and he looks just like your cousin, Abdullah!”

to punish your enemies. But you really need to work on your delivery. Try holdink up a sabre and slashink the head off a Tea Party Grandmother. Eet’s all in the wrist, see?”

every time I turn on the television, there is another amateur radical trying to sound all ‘Loook at meeee. I can make a fatwa and taqqiya just like a mufta.”

Is that John Boehner? Those tanning beds really do a number on infidels! Dude, sunblock is your friend!”

….together we punish……. USA, Tea Parties, and Israel.
I love you my brother.

WHEW: FOR A MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO US.

Great. I just wanted to watch the final episode of “So You Think You Can Detonate?” tonight and this guy is on. Blah, blah, blah. Together We whatever, yadda yadda.”

in Mr. Hadji’s Neighborhood.”

did he say he was going to send over some hope and change
were doomed….

That actually meant something when the Dubya guy with the big ears said it!

Ahhh, now I understand what Soros meant when he said Israel was a “stumbling block.”

Yeah, sure. Just don’t bring a butter knife to a scimitar fight.

Heh,heh…how cute is that?!
Obama is trying to talk tough.
Next, he’ll threaten us with a “harsh” sanction.
HA! HA! HA!

A GUPPY trying to fill
The GIPPER’s shoes. . . meh

Bow before Zerkses

What? Does Warf know?

SOOOOO…our campaign donation in 08 was shall we say……well received?

Good now we can get rid of the Coptic Christians!

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Thanks again.