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RS Caption Contest 02.05.2011

By: TobyToons (Diary)  |  February 5th, 2011 at 08:00 AM  | 

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The polling will start Sunday morning and end at 9:00pm Sunday night.

Caption Contest 02052011

Here is this week’s caption contest. We will take entries until midnight Saturday. On Sunday, I will create a poll of my favorites and let you, the RS readers, vote on them (on TobyToons.com). The top polling entry will be announced Monday morning.

Have fun.

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  • reggie1

    Muslim Hoodbrother: “And we shall help you!”

  • kpu979

    President Obama has declared and end to all foreign affairs to concentrate solely on the Republican Party and those that contribute to them..

  • danasdaddy

    that’s punishment enough!

  • macjedi

    Is that the the royal ‘we’?

  • macjedi

    Get ‘em Barrack! But with CIVILITY!

  • Rusty_S

    With friends like this, who needs enemies?

  • jeffex11

    Get Hawaii on the line…How much for one of those Birth certificates ?

  • http://www.nighttwister.com NightTwister
  • GopTiger

    MB: ” Thank Allah! Obama still worried about Palin!”

  • SoFiMil

    He *actually* believes us.

    More entries:

    Note to self: Make sure the Queen gets a copy of this dribble for her iPod.

    Welcome to the Brotherhood, my son.

    Mega dittos!

  • belcatar

    “Two years in, and he’s still blaming Bush.”

    “I love American political discourse. It’s so…civil.”

    “I thought I was the king of De Nile.”

  • schooky

    WHAT! Now he wants a stroke a hole.

    • http://www.redstate.com/etcartman Kenny Solomon

      That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.

      ;)

  • http://www.redstate.com/etcartman Kenny Solomon

    “Excellent again, my son. You always read the text messages aloud exactly as we send them. Nobody will ever know our little secret and we know full well you will forever stand with us as the political winds have shifted in our direction.”

  • djt0711

    we too consider the American people to be our enemies. Perhaps we could punish them together.

  • djt0711

    We will surrender if you will JUST SHUT UP!!

  • luvnthebigsites

    The infidel’s mouth is as big as his ears…

  • rogershru2

    “I wonder if he will ever realize that we hacked his teleprompter ages ago.”

    • SoFiMil

      And thanks to Toby as well. I really do look forward to getting out of bed and reading the Saturday funnies.

  • SoFiMil

    (said mockingly).

    You lie! (Which is a good thing.) Glad that cowboy Dubya isn’t the sheriff anymore.

    No worries.Obama’s referring to members of the The Great Satan, America’s Tea Party, not us. (Spoken in the dismissive tone of the Hitler-spoof movie clip).

    Who needs Baghdad Bob — or that Gibbs guy — when we’ve got this guy working for us?

  • averagevoterdotcom

    But I thought I was a friend of Kenya?

    Well, I guess I can’t move to Chicago…

  • gekster

    Abdulah, Jamahl, come here, queeck!
    He is at it ageen.
    Joost how much more can the Amerkahns take.

  • throwback59

    Mainstream America… Oh good, we’re not on the list.

  • 6eorge Jetson

    nt

    • 6eorge Jetson

      .

  • http://www.examiner.com/x-1597-Charlotte-Law--Politics-Examiner Mike gamecock DeVine

    Israel and the UK.

  • loganyung

    Thanks be to Allah that you just need to be an enemy of America to be a friend of Obama.

  • pamela1631

    You said you’s still respect me in the morning!

    • SoFiMil

      The public comments are just for show.

  • eastbaylarry

    Yeah, riiight.

  • Tbone

    o.r

    “Yes, brother, they’ll bring ballots, we’ll bring bombs”

  • frankcomments

    Where is Jimmy Carter when we need him?!?!?

  • frankcomments

    Yeah, and he will focus on creating jobs too?

    OR

    And they said Bush was an idiot!?!?!

  • rightwingmom52
  • macbookben

    that means he’s gonna friend me on Facebook, too!

  • rightwingmom52

    “Hey Mohamed. What are you gonna put on his teleprompter next?”

  • Wayne

    That’s the best I could come up with in. Must move on to other things…

  • KC

    His enemies? Heck, I’m not a Republican!

    • KC

      His enemies? Thank Allah I’m not a Republican, I don’t run a corporation, and I don’t like Tea.

  • chbroussard

    Allah is pleased. Your 72 virgins are waiting,

  • hotflash50

    Scrawny little dictator wanna be!

  • grandma

    friends. Great job you did on the UK.

  • davidsb

    of the Tea Party!!!

  • izoneguy

    I guess he is talking about the Tea Parties, whew Obama had me going there for a minute!!

  • WY_Cowboy

    MB says, “I’d sure hate to be Rush Limbaugh right now.”

  • Trevor Gardner

    To wait, Obama is doing the work for them!

  • Locked and Loaded

    we’re being co-opted!”

  • Trevor Gardner

    Most of the fun is reading what everyone comes up with

  • uhangtight

    Tea Partiers, right?

  • rickbull

    We, on the other hand, will punish Mubarak’s friends–which includes YOU!

    Boo-hoo! I am SOOOOO SCARED!

    Not if we punish you first!

    Just like Carter punished the Ayatollah—bwahahahaha!

    Who’s the kid with the big ears?

    Oh good. Obama is declaring war on Fox News again!

  • http://aposematic.wordpress.com aposematic

    The enemy of my enemy is my friend!

  • http://pocketchangeproductions.net/ anotherindyfilmguy

    “Best investment we ever made!”

    “Allah bless you for taking on the great satan!”

    “We must see this man re-elected!”

    “I admire his straight face, ensure his check arrives on time Abdul.”

    “I could kiss him, he’s so cute!”

    “Go get’em Barry!”

    “and by 2015 he is to declare no more elections for the caliphate of North America!”

    “What did he say? He doesn’t mean us right?”

    “At least he puts up a better front than Carter ever did!”

  • Maelstrom

    ………….but Winston Churchill is already dead!

  • http://aposematic.wordpress.com aposematic

    Hey Obama, that’s my line!

    Isn’t plagiarism illegal in America?

    Obama stole those words out of my mouth!

    The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

    You go boy!

    Got to love that infidel Obama!

    Thanks be to Allah in the WH!

    Another off prompter slip?

    Obama outs himself!

    What a dunce, he was supposed to stay in the closet!

    News flash–Allah speaks from the WH!

    We have overcome!

    That’s my boy!

    Obama finally speaks truth!

    Penance from the infidel’s leader!

    Obama tells supporters: prepare for war!

  • Ben Howe

    N/T

  • chbroussard

    Hey, Barry, have you mentioned the burka to Michelle?

  • nycconservative

    “I wouldn’t want to be fox news right now”

  • vamoose

    “I see your ‘punishment’, and raise you a 2 stonings and a beheading.”

  • rowdydfw

    You just can’t fix stupid, my friend.

  • vamoose
  • http://www.coloradans4palin.com bjwilson83

    “BWA HA HA HA!” (facial expression should be slightly altered)

  • speciallist

    np

  • actuarius

    tea baggers

  • proudmarinemom

    There is a new guy hosting the ‘Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grade Islamic Jihadist?’ Show and he looks just like your cousin, Abdullah!”

  • proudmarinemom

    to punish your enemies. But you really need to work on your delivery. Try holdink up a sabre and slashink the head off a Tea Party Grandmother. Eet’s all in the wrist, see?”

  • proudmarinemom

    every time I turn on the television, there is another amateur radical trying to sound all ‘Loook at meeee. I can make a fatwa and taqqiya just like a mufta.”

  • proudmarinemom

    Is that John Boehner? Those tanning beds really do a number on infidels! Dude, sunblock is your friend!”

  • fpete13527

    ….together we punish……. USA, Tea Parties, and Israel.
    I love you my brother.

  • rizkymom

    WHEW: FOR A MINUTE THERE I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO US.

  • proudmarinemom

    Great. I just wanted to watch the final episode of “So You Think You Can Detonate?” tonight and this guy is on. Blah, blah, blah. Together We whatever, yadda yadda.”

  • proudmarinemom

    in Mr. Hadji’s Neighborhood.”

  • fotophun

    did he say he was going to send over some hope and change
    were doomed….

  • rickbull

    That actually meant something when the Dubya guy with the big ears said it!

  • jbwalker

    Ahhh, now I understand what Soros meant when he said Israel was a “stumbling block.”

  • Tbone
  • finbar

    Yeah, sure. Just don’t bring a butter knife to a scimitar fight.

  • Cortelco

    Heh,heh…how cute is that?!
    Obama is trying to talk tough.
    Next, he’ll threaten us with a “harsh” sanction.
    HA! HA! HA!

  • Cortelco

    A GUPPY trying to fill
    The GIPPER’s shoes. . . meh

  • sayoung80913

    Bow before Zerkses

    What? Does Warf know?

    SOOOOO…our campaign donation in 08 was shall we say……well received?

  • madmike59

    Good now we can get rid of the Coptic Christians!

  • http://www.tobytoons.com TobyToons

    I will create a poll on my site (www.tobytoons.com) of the best captions from today for you to cast your votes on Sunday. Once the poll is up, I will update this diary entry with this same info.

    Thanks again.