In honor of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (the Underwear Bomber), the Justice Department has equip our drone aircraft missles with the ablity to read terrorts their Miranda Rights right before killing them. Late last night, Anwar al-Awlaki was given his Miranda Rights by one of those done missles. They were as follows:
You have the right to remain silent… Forever. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in a court of public opinion. You have the right to speak to an attorney, in Hell. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you by the eternal Dark Lord Shaitan. Do you understand? Well, you don’t have to because you are dead.
Gabriel of Ace Of Spades HQ says that this is a good start to the weekend. I disagree. It’s a good way start to the month of October.
I would also like to go up to any ACLU memeber and shake their hands right about now. I mean, I won’t even tell them why I am shaking their hands. I’ll do it wearing my Lake County Republicans shirt, just to confuse them further. If ask why I am shaking their hand, I will congrat them on Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize.
Stacy McCain remembers Anwar al-Awlaki as the Facebook Friend From Hell. However I choose now to remember him as the Facebook Friend From Hell, Who Is Now On His Way Back To Hell. (Welcome, Robert Stacy McCain readers!)
The world is now a better place without Anwar al-Awlaki. The leader of al-Qaeda 2.0 is dead. It’s a shame that we didn’t catch him before the Fort Hood shooting. Let us just be thankful his tour of terror is at an end.