Thank you, Macon Phillips, for so adroitly wielding your journalistic skill in your recent missive intended to remove all things scary and/or fishy:
... Linda Douglass ... addresses one example that makes it look like the President intends to "eliminate" private coverage, when the reality couldn’t be further from the truth.
I guess you didn't really need all those sentence-diagramming drills after all, did you?
After you turn in the corrected copy, you might also want to have a little chat with Ms. Douglass about the clear message she sends with her so-nearly-restrained head shakes during statements of positive fact.
That is, if and when your War on T
errorruth duties allow.