I go back and forth between Conan O'Brian being a freaking genius, or just lame.

I have my answer ... Genius

I just hope to never be in the position where I have to be the corporate shill who has to fire him. On the other hand, we now have a new standard for raising the middle digit toward people who have screwed us over. Can this week get any better?

Link, because I can't get an iframe to embed, I hate being HTML challenged