Barney, you don’t have to say it

We can hear it in your voice.....

When you say to your constituents things like:

— Do you really think that’s thoughtful conversation?
— What’s the matter with you all?
— I don’t understand your mentality.

We understand. What you are trying to say is…..

I wish I knew how to quit you!

It’s okay, Barney. It’ll be our little secret. After 28 years as their pilferer crook representative, you just don’t know how to quit screwing your constituents. And you seem a bit indignant now that they’re finally objecting to it.

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