They have nothing to resemble alphabetical order.
The stunts are mostly lame.
And no word yet if the torch will be lit with Tibetans and Falun Gong activists as kindling.
Have I mentioned I hate the Chicoms?
Here's an open thread.
UPDATE Did McDonalds design the Chicoms' outfits? (kidding, yes I know it is the chicom color scheme). By the way, was I the only one who laughed when I saw the horde of chicoms come marching out, all with digital cameras. No irony at all.