Harry Reid: If it’s Thursday, then I need John McCain’s help.

"Tomorrow, I shall demand that he fight the Marmoset People on my behalf..."

Whoops! Sorry: Mitch McConnell’s bored and making Reid say goofy things again. Hey, you have to make sure that the mind control chip is still working, right? Anyway, via the Corner we have the latest Need of Reid:

With the economic news only getting worse each day, I call on the President, Senator McCain and Congressional Republicans to join us to quickly get this done for American families.

I hope that this crisis resolves itself soon; if we use the chip too often on Reid, he gets nosebleeds…

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