Whatever it is, you only have nine days left to figure it out… because that’s the day that your defining animating principle – bitter rage towards a specific man – is neutered once and for all.
MONTPELIER, Vt. — U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., is objecting to wording accompanying a portrait of President George Bush installed at the Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery in Washington.
Sanders, a strong opponent of the Iraq war, has asked the Smithsonian to rewrite the text that says Bush’s two terms in office were “marked by a series of catastrophic event” including the “the attacks on September 11, 2001, that led to wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.”
On the bright side, you’ll have the company of other sour grudge-holders to comfort you in a world that grows increasingly indifferent to your outrage. At least, until enough of you finally die of old age.
And, do you know something? May you live for another fifty years.