(H/T Ace of Spades) The previous two times were for Jim “Saddam paid my way!” McDermott and Jay “Blame the Michelle Whitey tape on the VRWC!” Carney, which should give you some clue of the special level of stuck on stupid that this designation requires. Luckily, Keith Olbermann is up to the challenge.

This is based exclusively on a report by Sy Hersh…

Yes, everybody sane can stop reading now.

…about this super-secret organization called the Joint Special Operations Command…

Here’s the Global Security entry. And its Wikipedia entry. Lastly, here’s a double-super-secret book on the subject.

…that doesn’t report to anybody…

Except for the United States Special Operations Command. They’re listed here.