As God is my witness, that's the title of the article (Via The Sundries Shack, via RS McCain). After you're done laughing, though, note why he quit before taking the oath of office: "[Former Mayor] Lown told the Standard-Times he chose not to take the oath of office while “aiding and assisting” a person who was illegally in the country." That's why he's currently in Mexico; Lown's trying to get a new visa for his partner, and won't come back until then.
Assuming that the article is correct, you have to admit that this shows some basic respect for the concept of secure borders.
Crossposted to Moe Lane.