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Pejman Yousefzadeh is cruel, as befits someone as high up in the International Neo-Zionist Conspiracy as he. When confronted with Andrew Sullivan going into an ecstatic frenzy over what was more or less a pedestrian and prosaic statement by the President, it was not enough for him to merely mock the conspiracy theorist. No, Pejman had to go back in time, using strange and forbidden Neo-Zionist temporal secrets, and change the speech so that when Sullivan wrote*
Did you notice how many times he invoked the word “justice” in his message? That’s the word that will resonate most deeply with the Iranian resistance.
…Pejman could (devastatingly) reply “Once.” Personally, I would have just used my super-powerful Jew Beams to cloud Sullivan’s mind into thinking that singing “Henry The VIII, I Am” over and over again was a smart way to pass the time, the next time he was on television: but then I’m just too nice sometimes. Which is probably why they won’t let me actually have the beams yet. Well, that and the entire Boston Irish heritage thing.
Seriously, Sullivan’s doing good work aggregating the Iranian crisis: he just needs to stop thinking that his opinion of it is really useful to anybody else.
*Don’t bother, Sullivan. I saved a screenshot. Do note that there is no link to the actual Presidential statement there, by the way.
Crossposted to Moe Lane.