On the principle that if a Congressional District that doesn't exist can still generate 2,800 jobs (which also don't exist) thanks to a 'stimulus' (which really doesn't exist), it can generate a Congressman:
See also here. Congressional hopeful Bosse has also called for a national Phantom Congress Movement. There's already been several people joining up; somebody should start an official website. Or run for their state's own phantom CDs.
Or, heck, run for real ones.
PS: Feel free to provide links to you, or somebody else, jumping on this particular bandwagon. The more creative, the better.
Crossposted to Moe Lane.