FRONT PAGE CONTRIBUTOR
Please upgrade Phil “I read the bill 3X” Hare’s (D, IL-17) status, Mr. Cook.
…from claiming that he didn’t worry about the Constitution, then proving it by mixing it up with the Declaration of Independence; to bragging that he read the bill three times, after falsely claiming that said bill protected uninsured children; to running away at the end, only to have to sit there embarrassingly because he had to make a left-hand turn out of the parking lot. Really: that last bit was what did it for me. Democrats tend to be much better at the panicked fleeing of inconvenient questions.
Crossposted to Moe Lane.
[UPDATE] In my haste to get this up I omitted mentioning Hare’s opponent: Bobby Schilling.