Because after this performance surely 'Safe Democrat' is too generous. Phil Hare did everything wrong:

...from claiming that he didn't worry about the Constitution, then proving it by mixing it up with the Declaration of Independence; to bragging that he read the bill three times, after falsely claiming that said bill protected uninsured children; to running away at the end, only to have to sit there embarrassingly because he had to make a left-hand turn out of the parking lot. Really: that last bit was what did it for me. Democrats tend to be much better at the panicked fleeing of inconvenient questions.


Resistance is Not Futile

Caleb Howe

Moe Lane

Crossposted to Moe Lane.

[UPDATE] In my haste to get this up I omitted mentioning Hare's opponent: Bobby Schilling.