When politicos play musical chairs in Illinois, what happens after the music stops and there's no safe place to sit?
There have been four dead in recent years, unrelated cases of suicide, different except for the acts of the common pageant: The corruption investigators call. The music ends abruptly.
Two were done in by guns, one on a beach, the other under a bridge. A third was by pills in a construction trailer.
The fourth came Friday morning during rush hour, announced by that body under that white sheet on the Metra tracks in McHenry County.
The quote in the title is from Dan Collins of POWIP, who adds a fifth (a potential Burris perjury witness) to John Kass' list of four Illinois political figures who suddenly became unavailable to prosecutors involved in corruption investigations. While the latest one on Kass' list is almost certainly not murder - he jumped in front of a train, carrying a "Metra manual on how to handle service disruptions in the event of a suicide" - there's at least two on that list that are, well, iffy. And five that are darned convenient for what Kass calls the Illinois Combine.
You know, it's not that I think that this current administration is really, deeply, personally involved in any of this; it's that I think that this administration effectively grew up breathing the poisonous air of the Windy City, got used to it - and that it now assumes that America is merely a larger Chicago.
Crossposted to Moe Lane.