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Bobby Schilling (R CAND, IL-17), pizza-swirler.
That’s not an euphemism, by the way: Bobby Schilling‘s new ad shows him making a pizza.
An interesting skill to have, and frankly more useful than the skill set exhibited by his opponent Phil Hare, which these days mostly seems to involve lying about his opponent and being in deep, deep denial about the federal debt.
Moe Lane (Crosspost)