No, not that six-year-old: another one.
Hold on… nope, not this six-year-old! She doesn’t count, because she was actually three!
…What the heck is wrong with our current security apparatus that I have to establish which six-year-old the TSA is patting down? That’s a rhetorical question, by the way: it’s the frustrating combination of an executive branch that can’t control a bureaucracy, a legislative branch that refuses to set up clear guidelines for the bureaucracy in the first place*, and a judiciary that takes a dim view of people slugging other people in the nose.
Moe Lane (crosspost)
*We tend to forget that, because it’s easy and accurate to blame either the guy at the top, the people at the bottom, or both. But Congress fell down on the job when they hastily crammed together a bunch of law enforcement agencies and called it a new Cabinet department. The fallout to that is still going on…