I am in shock. I am in veritable shock. Somebody put together a parody of Simon & Garfunkel's "Cecelia..."
...that actually scans.
Meanwhile, in other news: it's just come out that Solyndra made a last minute lobbying effort to influence Congress's investigation of the company. Didn't work, of course - the Republican-led House is in no mood for shenanigans, particularly when they're shenanigans that started during the Bad Scary Time - but I suppose that they had to try. But don't worry: no taxpayer money (provided by a Democratic-led House) was actually paid out to try to influence a Republican-led House. Solyndra stiffed the lobbyists on the bill, you see.
Well, full points for consistency, at least.
Moe Lane (crosspost)