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There was a man named Muzzammil Hassan
Muzzammil was a Muslim.
Muzzammil thought Muslims were being portrayed unfairly as violent after 9/11.
Muzzammil created a TV network called Bridges TV to counteract that.
Muzzammil had a wife named Aasiya.
Aasiya declared she was going to divorce Muzzammil.
Muzzammil plotted his wife’s beheading at his TV network, then did it.