Michelle Bachmann - "You're retarded if you don't vote for me...or you might be."

Herman Cain - "It's about my management style. I'll find people that know about that stuff later."

Newt Gingrich - "I've known more in and out of politics than anyone else."

Jon Huntsman - "You will soon come to know the greatness that is me."

Ron Paul - "AUDIT THE FED!!! And Gold."

Rick Perry - "Ummm...uhhh...Texas!"

Buddy Roemer - "Look! Over here!!"

Mitt Romney - "I suck less than that Obama guy, and it's my turn."

Rick Santorum - "So what if I got creamed in my last election. I could win..."

Cue the shills...

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