Michelle Bachmann - "You're retarded if you don't vote for me...or you might be."
Herman Cain - "It's about my management style. I'll find people that know about that stuff later."
Newt Gingrich - "I've known more in and out of politics than anyone else."
Jon Huntsman - "You will soon come to know the greatness that is me."
Ron Paul - "AUDIT THE FED!!! And Gold."
Rick Perry - "Ummm...uhhh...Texas!"
Buddy Roemer - "Look! Over here!!"
Mitt Romney - "I suck less than that Obama guy, and it's my turn."
Rick Santorum - "So what if I got creamed in my last election. I could win..."
Cue the shills...