Dear Obama Girl,With all of the presumptive Democratic nominee’s recent position changes, I’m sure you’re feeling hurt. I wrote the following new lyrics to the tune of ”I Got a Crush on Obama” to help you through your crisis:
Please read on…
VERSE 1You made me hot, then left me coldWith that gutter ball you bowled.Won’t face a 70-year oldIn the town hall.Wooed me with speeches, now I knowThe prompter is your Cyrano.Now It’s time to let you go.‘Cause I’ve given up on Obama.
REFRAIN:It’s not too late in 2008For me to find a new candidate.You couldn’t close the dealIn big industrial states.I’ve made a change of my own‘Cause I’ve given up on Obama.It’s not too late in 2008For me to find a new candidate.You bought a pieceOf Tony Rezko’s real estate.Got a sweetheart deal loan.So I’ve given up on Obama.
VERSE 2:You were as sexy as Al GoreWhen you refused to drill offshore.Another Carter Democrat,You want to set my thermostat.High fuel costs don’t leave you aghastYou’re sorry that they came too fast. It’s time to put you in the pastNow I’ve given up on Obama.to REFRAIN
VERSE 3:I wonder what gave you the urgeTo pull out before the surge.I need a man who will stand firm.You flip flop just like a worm.I thought that we’d make history,But you failed geography.Now I’m gonna set you free Cause I’ve given up on Obama.to REFRAIN