“For a zero-emission Christmas light show, you may consider using solar powered lights or sourcing your electricity from verified green power suppliers.”
Just out of curiosity, does internet porn contribute to Global Warming? I haven’t seen that research, but Christmas is seasonal, whereas internet porn is a 24/7/365 enterprise.
OTOH, $15 billion per year of government research may figure out how to harness internet porn as an energy source.
Now there’s a Christmas wish for you.