"So when my husband and I came to America, we heard a story about conservatives. We heard that these conservatives are a really really weird lot. Nutjobs, basically. And these conservatives, they're obsessed with sex. They're obsessed with sex and they're obsessed with what you're doing in your bedroom. It's all they think about. They're just constantly worrying about what you're up to in your bedroom.
But you know something? Since we've moved here, we haven't found that. But what we have found is that liberals, are in every other room in your house. They're in the fridge. They're in your car. They're in your air miles. They're in your clothes. They're in your hair. They're in your cleaning products, and your washing machine and the refrigerator. They're all over the place! And they're in your light bulb! And I want to say them .. This is America! Get out of my light bulb!!"